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Maximus

About Me

I live two lives, one is that of a sex driven man bent on having as much fun in his house that he shares with his best friends. (Note that fun includes: drinking, gaming, not studying, sex, ping pong, drinking, sex, sleeping, occationally, eating, and last but not least...sex). My second life includes things as crazy as a job, responsibilities and long-term relationships. This life will get somewhere in the world, the other will not.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Russle Crow, but I'd settle for any cute girl that would give me the time of day or that just wants that friend thing with no touchy feely, I guess thats ok too. If not Russle Crow, then George Bush Jr. so I may personally beat his face into the ground for doing a crap job at the most important position in the country.