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Riley

rileyamerica

About Me

nope.

My Interests

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nuh uh.

My Blog

When I Eavesdrop

I am never disappointed.One of my favorite hobbies is listening to people who clearly have no idea that they are in public (or have voice emodulation), talk on their phones. Bluetooths are the best be...
Posted by Riley on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:52:00 PST

Xangas Greatest Hits

On a recent trip through my life as a 15 and a 16 year old, otherwise known as Xanga, I came across some halarity of years gone by that i figured i’d share with all of you. Tuesday, January...
Posted by Riley on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST

Political Advice and Presidential Predictions

These are my opinions, I stand by them. I'm in no way a political scholar, just a guy that watches fox news every once in a while and reads the newspaper.A little socio-political advice:Just because y...
Posted by Riley on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:55:00 PST

Two of the Greatest Accomplishments of My Life

Last night shortly after 1 am, I bowled a strike left-handed. I am right handed and I suck at bowling. Also around 9 pm, I chugged a pitcher of maple syrup in 4 gulps. And I burped pancakes ...
Posted by Riley on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

Dear Mother of the Supposed Writer of the Fake Hannah Montana Essay,

Really? You would fake your husband's death just so your daughter could go see a disney character A CHARACTER NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON. Hannah Montana is not real, Milley Cyrus is, she's the daughter of...
Posted by Riley on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:49:00 PST

Dear Britney Spears,

If you can make Kevin Federline look like a good father, you are the worst parent on earth. For those of you who don't know Britney lost custody of her children. Right now the U.S. government is tryin...
Posted by Riley on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:03:00 PST

AS I AM ON ITUNES

SEARCH AS I AM ON iTUNES YO!
Posted by Riley on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:01:00 PST

Japanese Tattoos

I've never really understood why white/mexican/black/etc people would get a tattoo thats a Japanese word. I've never seen a Japanese person with an english word tatted on there lower back or...
Posted by Riley on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:59:00 PST