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Ubez

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Welcome. I am Ryan (or if you prefer, Rhyon). I'm your everyday desperado wandering the internet in search of truth and fun. I'm in college, and I have absolutely no idea what to do in life. My current days are marked with large amounts of experimenting, and essentially everything I'm apart of is generally spontaneous or ridiculous- usually both. I'm a joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker.

Yeah, I'm not a big talker when it comes to myself. More or less, I'm just too damn lazy to explain the ludicrous paradoxes that makes up my genetic being.

I'm too weird to live, but too rare to die.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson, Jesus, Iron Maiden, David Tennant, John C. Reilly, and anyone who I can amuse.

My Blog

Wtfz

I'm not sure what to call this, or even classify it. Maybe an anecdote? Who knows, but I find it nifty.Enjoy.Just as soon as she opened the world's door, an unnamable force hurled it shut upon my bloo...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:19:00 GMT

The sword within the castle. A short story, with a shot of gonzo.

There was some odd and ominous light surrounding us, as we just stood there confidently. "You have the world's fate upon your shoulders", he said, "You are the key figure that shall send the world int...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:18:00 GMT

Magic! Magic come home!

Just something I had been jotting down for a little while. Prepare for a weird trip.Magic! Magic come home! The cold was unbearable this winter morn. The arctic breeze sent a quiver up my spine, ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:14:00 GMT

who what where

Sonnet 1Upon such a night I gaze out to the stars,Scanning across the ebony overlay, Pondering upon my life and it's many scars; Yet, her soft piercing eyes cease my dismay.As I withstand the fire and...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 21:14:00 GMT