Drunken Diaries - Episode The Birthday Weekend Part 1 |
As all of you have suspected by now, I was born on the day of October 23. National Mole day to be exact, and for some strange reason that gave me two different zodiac signs, the libra and the sc...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:10:00 GMT |
Dream Journal 3 - Gym, Space, And Balls? |
so for some reason i'm in some spacecraft flying through space and all the power is going out. the oxygen is almost depleted and basically we're all fucked. me and two other people slowly ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 17:54:00 GMT |
Dream Journal 2 - Pussies by the Pool |
for some reason i'm swimming at a public swimming pool and while i'm swimming there are a bunch of people next to the pool. they seemed to be making fun of me and just chillin so i was like what...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 21:40:00 GMT |
Dream Journal 1 - Coke And Chainsaws!!! |
for some reason, i awoke in a strange house that i knew i lived in with cool christmas lights and light scenery in general. people were over and it was a party and we were all like yay and then ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:09:00 GMT |
Elixirs of Tastastitude |
Drinks Created By Me And Others:
Black Russian -Do the same thing you would do with a white russian but instead of just regular milk, try chocolate milk.
Lemon Chill -Fill your cup in this order: 1/4 ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 17:32:00 GMT |
Drunken Tales 4 - Drunk 2 Tha Past |
Ahhh memories. They bring back so much and yet are sometimes so elusive. Like Roy Batty once quoted, " All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." Luckily, we were n...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:53:00 GMT |
Drunken Diaries 3 - The Awakening of Bates & Patrick |
Wellie wellie well little droogies, it's that time once more. Time to tell tales of youth and other treasurish moments with your humble narrator. This story begins on a lazy saturday. Ther...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 14:07:00 GMT |
Drunken Diaries 2....With A Vengence |
[Friday, the weekend of the Superbowl 40?] The night started off good. The keg was full of goodness, the drinks were cold, and the line was short for the bathroom. I soon realized wh...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 14:10:00 GMT |
The True Wisdom of the College Student |
For those in need of assistance, I greet thee from the depths of my heart with wisdom that speaks beyond time.
Vodka: Clear and full of goodness that churns your stomach. It only proves that Rus...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 18:13:00 GMT |
Diary Of A Drunk Episode 1 - First Time |
Somewhere in this rotten state of ours in the year of our lord 2005, there is a little town where the booze runs so thick, the climate is so high, and the ladies so beautiful, one could mistake this p...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 23:05:00 GMT |
