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About Me

first off, how awesome is that version of the "reading rainbow" theme? very awesome is the answer. moving on...
second, feel free to AIM me at yelojpwrangla, although i'm rarely on.
other than the fact that i have a cool retro looking alarm clock? hmm...
i have an unhealthy infatuation with boba fett.
i wish j.k. rowling wasn't married, so i could marry her and she could call me "her little muggle" before we go to bed every night. in separate beds. with matching dust ruffles. from linens 'n' things. is that the proper spelling of 'n'?
i want terry o'quinn to call me up and invite me to have lunch with him and his good friend levar burton at his favorite restaurant. which turns out to be wendy's. after we argue that wendy's is hardly a restaurant, much less could be someone's favorite restaurant, he buys me a frosty and there are no hard feelings. there are, however, delicious feelings.
trudie from reno 911 is my role model.
my personal motto comes from burgess meredith in grumpy old men 2: "well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets through first."
tis the truth.
if, and only if you like almond joys, check out my website: www.mattroeser.com
if you don't like almond joys, you are a loser. please do not try and contact me.
in addition, in my spare time, i like to be in photographs with ghosts, such as this one of my mother and i and the lounging spirit of none other than candice olson at the old spaghetti factory (i thought i heard someone whispering "skee bah ba doo dah dah" in my ear the whole time i was there!) she probably loves to haunt there because of the richly upholstered couches and loveseats. how divine!and i think that angela lansbury is trying to do away with both jesse and i. every so often, out of the corner of my eye, i see the "lans" swoop by. most recently, i captured her latest attempt on good old fashioned film, that i had promptly developed at the walgreen's one hour photo center:
she is quite the troublemaker! i'll keep you up to date on her latest attacks...
oh, and this is quiet possibly my new favorite thing:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

levar burton. oh, and these fine folks from blaine...

and jemaine and bret and david bowie:

My Blog

i haven't updated this in a while, so this better be good:

well, you clicked here, which means you should be rewarded with some excellent entry of the written word. i hope this does not disappoint. for your reading pleasure, i present a new screenplay i'm wor...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:37:00 GMT

and don't for a minute think...

that just because i'm the king of england, that these royal feet don't need attention. HA! HA! HA! hush, child...HUUUUUSSSSSHHHH! ...well it had a sad ending...cause the rope broke. nothi...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Apr 2005 18:51:00 GMT

booya grandma...

hey dudes and dudettes, i haven't updated this thing in a while, but that's because i've been too busy updating my actualy website. so if you haven't checked it out, you should! it's at: www.mattroese...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Feb 2005 23:15:00 GMT

oh how mawkish...

dude, rock on, that's the word of the day on my word of the day calendar. it means having an insipid often unpleasant taste. to use it in a sentence, i could say, "holy cripes man! that pussy tastes r...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jan 2005 10:52:00 GMT

happy new year!!!

well well well, it's the big 2005! i can't believe i'm going to be 22 in 9 days and done with school in may! ACK! and jeez, i can't believe it's been since last year that i posted a new blog entry! HE...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jan 2005 23:57:00 GMT

dance til dawn...

ok this is going to be short, but i just wanted to know if anyone remembers the made for tv movie back in the late 80's called Dance til Dawn with a bunch of popular tv stars from that time. it is suc...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:48:00 GMT

HALLOWEEN

so, i got my halloween costume all done today and i am quite impressed with it. i'm a character from a painting called son of man by rene magritte. i first saw the painting in the thomas crowne affair...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Oct 2004 22:25:00 GMT

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...

sooooooooooo, what's up? and so concludes another one of my sucky long wednesdays. by the end of the day after going to school from 9-12, work from 2-6 and then back to school 6:30-9, i'm beat like...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Oct 2004 20:29:00 GMT

YAY! got out of business writing early!

so i thought i'd come on here for a few minutes before it's off to latin and more quizzes! ACK! on another note: what's with all the drizzle? i'm not trying to sound like snoopy d o double g or an...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Oct 2004 10:38:00 GMT

beans are gross....

well actually, i don't really know. ever since we were little, my cousin lauren and i made a sort of telepathic pact to not be a fan of beans. so i've never really given them the sort of try they dese...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 14:27:00 GMT