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The Pflueg

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About Me


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I like the outdoors and everything natural and wild.I'm just an easy goin' guy who likes to party. I don't currently have a job, i do what i want, but there's nothing like being on a cool fire with good buddies. I also just like being in the woods, or on foreign soil. I'd like to end with a little poem.Roy. by C.W. McCall.I had an old cat named roy. He was a good ol' boy. He used to go a-huntin', down by the lake, Catch 'im a nice, fresh garter snake. Bring 'im on back and then set in the grass, Lookin' like he had 'im a green mustache. Yeah, roy was a good ol' boy.'til the dogs got 'im
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph H Pflueger
Birthday: March 1, 1985
Birthplace: Spokane, WA
Current Location: Moscow, ID
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: b/t: r/r
Your Heritage: little irish and german and a little indian (the american variety)
The Shoes You Wore Today: some new boots. we'll rap about them later
Your Weakness: cheesburger belly
Your Fears: do i look like a sissy?
Your Perfect Pizza: almost anything you could put on a pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to create the perfect pizza
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't do that. but if i did it would probably be "that's what she said"
Thoughts First Waking Up: i should probably fall asleep again real soon... before anyone knows i was awake.
Your Best Physical Feature: my upper back
Your Bedtime: anywhere from 6 pm to 6 am
Your Most Missed Memory: care free child hood days. swimming, sledding, 0 adult supervision
Pepsi or Coke: coke, with cheeseburgers
MacDonalds or Burger King: i'd have to say steer inn or zips
Single or Group Dates: i'm not into that kinky shit
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea i think. i know i really like one of them
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate. ice cream right?
Cappuccino or Coffee: i like my coffee like i like my women: cheap, hot and bitter.
Do you Smoke: some times. not tobacco though. wink
Do you Swear: F#$* NO!
Do you Sing: F#$* NO!
Do you Shower Daily: depends on the day
Have you Been in Love: sure, i'd LOVE to have never taken this survey!
Do you want to go to College: no. but you think that's gonna stop me?.
Do you want to get Married: maybe. if i met the right girl. you know, rich.
Do you belive in yourself: yes i am #1.
Do you get Motion Sickness: guts of nails and bolts... and tough stuff
Do you think you are Attractive: why don't you ask my face? yes.
Are you a Health Freak: oh sure, my liver might say otherwise but we're not currently speaking
Do you get along with your Parents: always
Do you like Thunderstorms: always
Do you play an Instrument: i drum. on my belly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: all too much
In the past month have you Smoked: "i smoked my mind the night before with cigarettes and songs i'd been pickin."
In the past month have you been on Drugs: who are you the drug police?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: who are you the date police?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: only to get some boots, than this man tried to sell me some suits, an i said man i don't need your suits, i'm just here for some boots. yo dude get a clue, i aint no pimped out foo! thats my new boots rap. for the unrated version click the link below that says "i am a homo"
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no. man i haven't lived
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i did eat a little bit of raw fish. i'm fine.
In the past month have you been on Stage: soap box.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, i don't think so. why did you hear something?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: do bubble baths count? because i was naked under my shorts
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the hearts of litteraly hundreds of unsuspecting girls
Ever been Drunk: oh no! not me! get out!
Ever been called a Tease: i don't play games like that. please... a stalker maybe
Ever been Beaten up: not with frank thomas and father mulcahy on my sides
Ever Shoplifted: do bar glasses count?
How do you want to Die: eaten by a grizzly. whole. or a shark. to be less of a burden on the survivors
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cool
What country would you most like to Visit: zimbabwe? uganda? australia? ireland? maybe antarctica so i can be the first in my family on that continent
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i don't know, i try not to make eye contact with anyone. actually i do like big dark eyes
Favourite Hair Color: anywhere from dark to darker
Short or Long Hair: depends i guess, but i do love the long hair
Height:
Weight: lighter than i, so's we can do some country swing more efficiantly

Best Clothing Style: conservative/ready to have a foot race. because yous never know when i'm gonna challenge you to a foot race. i know, i'm pretty picky about my ladies
Number of Drugs I have taken: they don't call me "take-em-all-joe" for nothing
Number of CDs I own: a whole lot... a whole lotta none o' yer biznass, enough with the personal q's!
Number of Piercings: what am i a pirate? when i get to pirate status i will have 14 piercings. all done by myself. guess where!
Number of Tattoos: some day i'll have an awsome eagle on my back with embeded jewels for eyes or something really cool like that. until then zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2,473 plus this survey=2,474
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My Interests

Hunting, Fishing, Sledding and almost all other sports, hangin with good friends drinkin good beer, Backpacking, Camping, Wildlife-"So when you go to bed tonight, and you hear a noise, whatever you do, don't look out the window... "

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who will give me money to get to Zimbabwe

Music:

"So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?"

Movies:

You have to guess the movie by the quote. "Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?"__"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."__"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA!"__"Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars."__"You will eat that cat poop before you talk about my city that way again!"__"Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!"__ "Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I'm done and ready. I'm afraid to look at my ass. There'll be grill marks."__"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."__"Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some ho-ho's."__"Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!"__"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black."__"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I."__"Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this."__"In the old days when this happened I'd just... kill everybody."__"Who wants to go get throwed out of Denny's?"

Television:

Conan O'brian, My Name Is Earl, The Office, The Red Green Show, Saturday Night Live-"What's your favorite planet? Mine's the sun, always has been. I like it because it's like the king of planets." and lately the ultimate fighter

Books:

When The Legends Die, Last of the Breed, The Lonesome Gods, The Education of Little Tree, any and all Calvin and Hobbes

Heroes:

George Bush, Bart Schleyer, Niel and Mandy, Crazy Horse, Father John Francis Patrick Mulcahy, Cheif Joseph, Teddy Roosevelt, Ted Nugent, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles