I don't know karate, but I know karazy.
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Name: Donkey
Birthday: Mind your business
Birthplace: Backroom of a pool hall
Current Location: in your head
Eye Color: red
Hair Color: white
Height: depends on what's lifting me
Right Handed or Left Handed: I use telekenesis, but I shuffle chips with both hands
Your Heritage: I was adopted by circus folk at 6
The Shoes You Wore Today: horse shoes baby
Your Weakness: There are none. Maybe roulette, but only for Dostoyevsky's sake
Your Fears: I've beaten the worst of them
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is for faggots
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To walk on water
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Eat my fuck douchebag
Thoughts First Waking Up: yep...it's all still here
Your Best Physical Feature: my hands are perfect in every way, Michealangelo himself couldn't sculp are more beautiful pair
Your Bedtime: usually somewhere around tuesday
Your Most Missed Memory: ancient Rome was fun
Pepsi or Coke: that shit is poison
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck em both, right in there stupid asses
Single or Group Dates: Groups, but I'm the only guy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What could you possibly care about the answer to this stupid fucking question
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate love and vanilla ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: My doctor told me not to drink anything under 40 proof
Do you Smoke: several different things, none of which are ciggarettes
Do you Swear: I often call people sillygoose, and tell them they're full of mularky
Do you Sing: yes, but I can only sing Johnny Cash and Jim Morrison songs
Do you Shower Daily: I have people that do that for me
Have you Been in Love: yes, but she was too young. even though her mom said she was the most mature girl in her kindergarten class
Do you want to go to College: I found it to be a huge waste of time and rational thought
Do you want to get Married: no, I think only gay people should be allowed to get married. They should put a stop to the abomination of heterosexual marriges.
Do you belive in yourself: I exist, but my mind and body are just an illusion.
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: When I want to be, I can turn it off and on like a lightswitch.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm more of a mind freak
Do you get along with your Parents: they died in a horrible trapeez accident
Do you like Thunderstorms: I prefer hurricanes, thunderstorms are for queers
Do you play an Instrument: I can play just about all of them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: that must be whats making the screen blury
In the past month have you Smoked: you already covered this one fuckin Rick Redundant
In the past month have you been on : on what? I mean the answer is almost certainly yes, but these fuckin survey writers need to get off their lazy asses and maybe try bein Pete Proofreader
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah, we tripped on mushrooms in the desert
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not even if you had a gun to my head
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why would I eat a box full of black people who act white?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: probably a dozen or so times
In the past month have you been on Stage: Evertime I play poker
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in a kiddie pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal pots all the time
Ever been Drunk: not since I was 8
Ever been called a Tease: I'm a guy
Ever been Beaten up: no, unless you count cops. But they had batons and a tazer, and I never really considered cops to be people anyway
Ever Shoplifted: yes, but only from churches
How do you want to Die: I want to be crucified
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a black guy
What country would you most like to Visit: Mars
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dialated
Favourite Hair Color: orange or purple
Short or Long Hair: shaved
Height: between 3'9" and 6'2"
Weight: under 85lb
Best Clothing Style: latex and or leather
Number of I have taken: what drugs? I've had them all
Number of CDs I own: CD's are for queers
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 6,382
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