Johnny Rebel [Death Magnetic]

I bleed green and gold...
"I'm the young urban psychopath." I wake up to the sound of static every morning because I'm too lazy to set my clock radio. And to add a little bit of irony to that, I work for Clear Channel. I must say that I'm quite the badass at ping pong. I can outdrink you or anybody else... but I can't outdrink my mother, she's hardcore. I used to play football, now the only sport I keep up with is hockey. (But the Mavericks and the Rangers are still better than your team. Yeah, so are the Cowboys..sometimes.) I have an unhealthy addiction to Starbucks and Jack in the Box that will eventually spell my demise. I smoke pot, I don't do drugs. I live for music and to be onstage. I'm a card-carrying member of the NRA and I own 9 guns. I'm an artist, a musician, a singer, a lyricist, a stubborn dick and the nicest guy you've ever met all rolled into one. At 28, I've completed my life. I've met my idols, I've done most of the things I've always wanted to do, and I've met the love of my life. Now stop reading this and go get a life of your own.
Long live Dixie
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Markus Alexandre Jonson
Birthday: August 17
Birthplace: Germany
Current Location: Dallas Texas
Eye Color: Sky Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown/Black
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Dixieland, and I recently discovered, Cherokee Indinan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black and white checkered Vans
Your Weakness: Sex
Your Fears: I ain't skeereda'nothin
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, mushrooms and black olives, extra cheese, thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Goals are for people with ambition
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: [insert 4-letter word here]
Thoughts First Waking Up: "My balls itch"
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me.
Your Bedtime: Sunrise
Your Most Missed Memory: Your mom
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...Pepsi makes baby Jesus cry
MacDonalds or Burger King: None of the above..I don't like my burgers to taste like puke
Single or Group Dates: Depends on where we're going
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton is the shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate...vanilla fucking sucks
Cappuccino or Coffee: All of the above
Do you Smoke: No, I'm whipped.
Do you Swear: Why the fuck would I do that?
Do you Sing: Every day.
Do you Shower Daily: I shower weekly if people start to complain...
Have you Been in Love: Still am
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: Probably not as much as I should
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hell naw
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: I work out, does that count? I guess eating cheeseburgers and Corn Pops for every meal cancels that out...
Do you get along with your Parents: I only have one, and I love her more than anything
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, drums, bass, saxophone, some piano and violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: More than I should
In the past month have you Smoked: I've smoked something...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Why no, officer
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define "date"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: twice
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell yeah, and it was gooood
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hell no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hmmm...wouldn't you like to know
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a sandwich from a starving African kid
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been Beaten up:
How do you want to Die: I don't care, just make it quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a male escort
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada...yeah, we all know why
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever she decides on
Short or Long Hair: Whatever she does, it doesn't matter, I'll love it
Height: 5'5" ..she's full of crap, she's not 5'7"
Weight: Whatever
Best Clothing Style: I don't care, she looks good in everything
Number of Drugs I have taken: way too many
Number of CDs I own: [insert4-digit .. here]
Number of Piercings: 10
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: "Fuck it all and no regrets"
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