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Just a regular schlum

Tomorrow never came.

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Some Call me Jay, some call me Jay Mac..
Birthday: Early March....
Birthplace: Jersey baby
Current Location: A-Town, Pa.... woo.. boring..
Eye Color: they change color.. no, seriously they do
Hair Color: whatever color you want it baby
Height: 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrious? right dominant
Your Heritage: Socttish, English, Boston Terrier
The Shoes You Wore Today: Like you care? A pair of black sneakers, WTF?
Your Weakness: fatigue?
Your Fears: No toilet paper
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck off asshole..
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'M ALIVE!
Your Best Physical Feature: The veins in my hand. I like the way they stick out
Your Bedtime: now.
Your Most Missed Memory: If I missed it, then I wouldnt have a memoryof it, right?
Pepsi or Coke: coke... it's sweeter
MacDonalds or Burger King: the BK lounge
Single or Group Dates: depends on the datee
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who cares? As long as it's cold, I dont care who the fuck grows the leaves
Chocolate or Vanilla: Sexual Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yeah.
Do you Smoke: When I'm on Fire.. but no mo'
Do you Swear: Fuck off
Do you Sing: Like a songbird
Do you Shower Daily: no.... serioulsy, no... is that wrong?
Have you Been in Love: Uh huh
Do you want to go to College: In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Just as long as she HAS eyes
Favourite Hair Color: I prefer brunettes
Short or Long Hair: longer
Height: yes?
Weight: thin as a fucking rail, and bitch, dont you even THINK of eating anything with over 20 calories..
Best Clothing Style: Like I give a shit? Wear what you want, I'm not showing you off so I can get a crowd reaction
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, .... Ohh, you wanted me to ADD them..
Number of CDs I own: about 6
Number of Piercings: about 6
Number of Tattoos: about 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: please....
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My Interests

Apparently nothing

I'd like to meet:

Vanessa Lengies and Melissa Theuriau

Music:

Modest Mouse, Death Cab For Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, Indie, Pink Floyd, Punk, Jimmy Eat World, Metallica, Built to Spill, Lifetime, Boy Hits Car, Less Than Jake, Tool, The Secret Machines, Zero Zero, The Juliana Theory, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Bright Eyes, Desaparidisidos(?), Explosions in the Sky, Red Stars Theory, Godspeed You Black Emperor, the New Amsterdams, The Shins, Texas is the Reason, The Promise Ring, Low, Slint, The Early November, Fairweather, The Anniversary

Movies:

Smart ones.. I hate Adam Sandler movies... Office Space, Moving, Kevin Smith movies, Super Troopers (Team Ramrod), MST3K, Swimming with Sharks

Television:

Family Guy, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Daily Show, actually, most Comedy Central shows, Amazing Race is great (thanks Keith), King of Queens is good for a laugh, holy crap, and now ALI G!! Thanks Jain!

My Blog

History will not be so kind

We're all aware that this is a very strange time in our history.. We know that this era will be talked about, and molded into history books as being a 'dark' period for America (That IS of course, if ...
Posted by Just a regular schlum on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:52:00 PST

Not a bad movie..

I saw a really fucking unbelieveable movie tonight.. The storyline has been used and done a few times, but I dont recall any of them actually giving you a feeling for the character.  This movie h...
Posted by Just a regular schlum on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

I know I know.. song lyrics, who cares right?

Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss It was only a kiss Now I'm fall...
Posted by Just a regular schlum on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

Something I dont believe in.

Fate.Or a predetermined destiny.Some say that our lives are already planned out.  That everything happens for a reason.If thats true, than we do we, as humans, worry?  Why do we get scared a...
Posted by Just a regular schlum on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:58:00 PST

nothing.. just some survery things I find funy... I'm my own best comic

1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Someone to give me a real job 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? YES.. I ALWAYS do, because I know how fucking annoying it is...
Posted by Just a regular schlum on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:56:00 PST