My proudest moment as a dad |
Tonight before putting Ben in bed, I read to him a pseudo-Dr. Seuss book titled "I'll Teach My Dog a Lot of Words." I say "pseudo" because it was written by a Jim-Henson-byproduct/hack named Michael F...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 19:37:00 GMT |
Snack Helper. |
I took my son Ben to preschool today. Along with his backpack and library book I had sitting in my front seat a full jug of milk and a grocery bag full of graham crackers.Why?Because in addition to A...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:47:00 GMT |
There goes the neighborhood. |
I posted three new songs right now.Actually, I posted three old songs right now.You see, these are NOT tunes indicative of my "recording prowess" or "producing magic" or anything other than chunky bra...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
My dream from last night. |
Last night in my dream, I was put in jail for not being able to solve a very complex calculus/statistics/geography problem for which the answer ended up being a straight line.When in the clink, I was ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:22:00 GMT |
Dammit, I did it AGAIN. |
I shave my head because I choose to - not because nature has forced its harsh hand upon me. That said, one of the reasons I choose to shave my head is because it's easy - easy to maintain, easy to wa...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:39:00 GMT |
When the power's out. |
Last night, right as Ky and I were about to watch Medium on Tivo, the a startling THUMP of the subwoofer signaled a sudden power outage.I lit some candles, got a couple flashlights, and we decided to ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:12:00 GMT |
New Shows |
I posted three new shows. You might be thinking, "yeah, so, who cares about just three shows? My favorite sucky band plays three shows a day." Well, I'll tell you what's so special - it's nearly im...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 20:42:00 GMT |
Grade school standardized testing gave me a God complex. |
When I was young, I was a meek, tender, gentle-yet-eager, innocent and bright-eyed child. (Y'know, if you take out the string of adjectives in that last sentence, it reads "When I was young, I was a ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:52:00 GMT |
The obligatory Valentine's Husband/Wife-ism |
Kylee: Don't buy me anything for Valentine's Day.Me: You neither...don't buy yourself anything for Valentine's Day.It's a wonder she loves me as much as she does...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:28:00 GMT |
It's the least I could do. |
Have you ever thought about the phrase, "It's the least I could do"? It's really sort of a back-handed compliment that makes no sense - in fact, it's not really even a compliment - it's just plain ol...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 19:57:00 GMT |
