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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm half Asian which makes me stone cold. I turn down women left and right. I am pure sex in a bottle. Make me love you. I dare you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steve Martin, Dustin Hoffman, John Elway, Stan Lee, Brian Singer, Bill Clinton, Curtis Martin, Aaron Rowand, David Cross, Ann Coulter (to tell her what a bitch she is), Jerome Bettis, Mark Buehrle, Harry S. Truman, Alan Moore, Craig Thompson, Frank Miller....

My Blog

Drunk survey stolen from Rackow

1. Have you ever been drunk?Thats like asking a hobo if he has ever not inhaled spray paint fumes. Of course.2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?Sophomore year of high school. I was fifte...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:39:00 GMT

Stolen from Rackow ...

A to Z .. About me.......1. A is for age: Keep Kids alive drive 252. B is for beer of choice: Miller Lite3. C is for career right now: IT support f...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:16:00 GMT

Survey Time

The Most Personal Quiz, Ever. Apparently. 1. Who were you with last night?Katrina, Brad, Honan, and Jason 2. What woke you up this morning? I had to pee due to excess drinking the night before 3. W...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 23:20:00 GMT

Survey Says ...

Survey01: Name: Jim Osterhout 002. Nicknames: Tubs, Tubby, Hout, Big O, Sloppy Bitch003. Single or taken: Single004. Zodiac Sign: Leo005. ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 17:35:00 GMT

drunk

welll here i am again... DRUNK. my parents left for china and i am left here alone thinking of you, Bill. you fulfil every fantasy i have. with your broad hips and your volumptious lips that i mouth...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:22:00 GMT

My Real Blog

If you would like to read my blog please go to JimOsterhout.Com
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 17:46:00 GMT