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"artWANK" disaster master

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

sorry about the gigantic profile!


BANDS DON'T ADD ME YOUR ALL CRAP SO WILL YOU JUST ALL FUCK OFF!!!

My attemptive works of art!

Click Here To See My Art!!

"Talking with her is like masturbating with a cheese grater,
slightly amusing, but mostly very painful" lmao!
if you make the 1st move
i'll damn well have a good go at making a
second!
"A girl strips in my mind, squeezes my last
pumping drop of hope and rolls me over
to sleep alone." delightful!
THE TIME!!
London
(incase you were wondering)
Maybe if I had a heart
I would be able to
give blood!


my names josh incase you didnt know im an artist and im special,
not the retarded special just your average unique kind of special they
didnt just brake the mold when they made me they ground it up
and set it on fire, and then scattered the bits to the wind!
not that i was made in a factory,
actually lets not go to where i was made coz thats highly highly wrong!!
in so many ways and on so many levels!
anyway if youve ever got a message off me you'll know one word
never does it for me it's almost always a
huge message!
i miss read situation all the time!
i feel awkward in some situations unless im slightly drunk,
and in general im quite useless romantically im crap i miss the hints
and obvious thing thats women do to show they like you,
im not sure but i think i become quite flurty when i'm drunk,
obviously i'm drunk and dont really recall how i act
i think i might be tho but then again
i probably have a mental picture of me looking swarve and dashing,
when i really just look sweaty and reak of alcohol lol
ok enough about my uselessness i think for the moment,
anyway i like having a good time and going out for dinner,
i read books and i supose i'm generally good to have around.
i supose im stright talking and quite insulting some times but about 99%
of the time theres nothing mean in what i say!
i dont think im rude but if theres something i want to say i have to say it
because if i do the whole excuse me thing and wait then i forget what i was
going to say i like to try and draw and paint,
and i'm enjoying doing fine art.
i dont like my hand wrighting and if i work on an idea for too long
and or hear some one else's idea and it sounds better than mine
i generally try my hardest to be the best
i dont like to be outdone,
oh and i worry and stress over the small little things
that most people would be like "ahh well it's all gunna be fine"
i panic and worry and stress over the stupidest little things oh...
and im dyslexic as well
but i think i have masses of fun being me and if anyone would like to try
then just ask and i'll see what i can do
anyway i dont really know what im going on or about for so long its my wandering random mind
i wanted to try and keep it short but if i go to short then
im not sure people know enough about me so this is me i supose i am normal to look at (relitivly) lol
but i think im good fun and thats really all that matters
im not gunna say personality is the most important thing
because even tho it is true
its such an ugly thing to say! lol
anyway sorry i went on so long and if you read it all thank you lol
anyway i did honestly want to stay short!lol
..
don't forget im watching you!!!!

My Interests


Things that most people would concider crazy like swapping clothes which ive done twice! and enjoyed lol it was fab i had breasts as well the last time was so funny teatowl breasts!!!! i looked well hot like a woman with a beard!!!! lol so i dont know whats left on my list of crazy stuff that must be compleated during my life!!! lol sugestions welcome strip poker has been done but i'm thinking more practace or better cheating is needed! im a true gentleman shitty and useless in all respects!! lmao

ART & DRAWING

MY SEXUAL SPOONS!!

and of course looking like im crazy!!

I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE TO MEET

someone brave,

as im a tad disasterious in regards to girl friends they would have to spell it out for me as well coz i don't/can't spot the obvious emotions that people give off!

but i think if i could chose i'd like some one attractive/pretty and who's good fun to be around and who likes to go out for dinner,

thats like my favorite bit about going out or randomly taking someone for dinner

(which ive had to resort to recently coz i sorta messed the last relationship thing up kinda big time by my emotional blindness!)

its the company and the fact theres some one pretty sitting listening to what i have to say thats what i love,

sharing a moment in real time in the world thats forever changing i dont really know
what im trying to say but im sure if theres someone brave enough to work at me for long enough im sure i could

be the perfect guy and be loving and kind and most of

All develope some sort of thoughtfulness coz days like

valentines day and birthdays and christmas when i really have to be thoughtful and sort things out thats when it all falls apart! i really do go on don't i?

why is one word never enough!

Music:

music!!! indie rock


the killers, razorlight, orson, the automatic,boy kill boy, the bravery, dirty pretty things, the future heads, kaiser chiefs, kasabian, the kooks, kubb, the libertines, the magic numbers, the zutons, toploader, fountains of wayne, and the artic monkeys so far my music colection is growing

Movies:

Young Frankenstein best film ever cult veiwing! and of course who could forget casino royal! what a film and what a bond girl! silly bitch!! what a waist and that car! just makes me want to cry!!!

Television:

father ted, blackbooks and um well this just shows how many programs worth watching there are on lol

Books:

books by, garth nix, jasper fforde, wilber smith, ken follett... more to come when i remember them lol

Heroes:

Yves Klein, slightly marcel Duchamp but yves klein all the way! rock onTop of about me section:

About me:

My Blog

a bird... in sainsburys??

thats right i'm sure you all remeber the bird in asda! well i only went and saw a pigeon in sainsburys! a whole pigeon in sainsburys! it was so brill! how a pigeon got into sainsburys i dont know...
Posted by "artWANK" disaster master on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST

a bird... in asda??

there was a bird in asda today! lmao was so funny he was flying around and doing birdy stuff lol he was black and white and was flying around asda i thought it was great!!!
Posted by "artWANK" disaster master on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:09:00 PST

bather

hay people its a friday and i managed to find somin relitivly secible to do lmao im sat in the bath on the computer lol only problem is im really bored but the upside is im not out abbusing my li...
Posted by "artWANK" disaster master on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:22:00 PST

music!

well i think if there was a stupid arse award i'd be receving another one to add to my already vast colection! i managed to deleate all my music today well done i hear u cry well all im doing is cryin...
Posted by "artWANK" disaster master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

confuzed

well i dont know how any of this works so its sorta hit or miss lol on weather or not i get any of it right lol
Posted by "artWANK" disaster master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST