it ain't my style...

hello assholes and asshole-ettes... i am brian: ender of gods... but i'm more popularly known as peanut... or peanux... i'm a hilarious little son of a bitch with nothing going for him except hilarious tragedy... i kill vegetarians and feel no remorse while or after doing so... i am 75% responsible for the spreading of the 1-minute john story and soon to be song (hopefully)... i have a guinea pig for a son and his name is SiD... however i recently found out he's a girl... but the name will remain... she's fat and amazing... she's the only thing that matters to me now... my life-long dream is to become a WWE superstar (i'm a wrestling fan peice of shit i know...) but that'll never happen because i'm much too short and much too luck-less... i work with a jamaican who's practically me except jamaican and happy... i love russians and black people... i hate 90% of jews... i own a cool jango-fett shirt... i like eating sushi and washing it down with pulp infested orange juice for lunch... i am very possibly a reincarnation of napoleon bonaparte... i demand power and will destroy anything and anyone in my path to reach omnipotence... i think that about sums up what me's about...