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Surfslut

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About Me


Yeah, so you found me..... so what
"About Me's" ~ Ugggh, I'll just ramble here
Just a big "happy go lucky" kid by nature that refuses to grow up

A "loner by trade" and am just as happy with solitude as with company.... Not the run of the mill "normal" person and I don't "do normal" (unless she's cute) .

Tend to stay far away from drama and bullshit (somehow we never can rid of it though) and people who always use "I" or "me" in every damned sentence irks the hell out of me....Your accomplishments will precede you IF you're that great
I can be funny, sarcastic being borderline smart-ass and politically incorrect but all in good fun .... People need to lighten up this day and age, especially on the religion and politics thing.
Not the type that defines "staying young" or "refusing to grow up" is to always live in the past... get over yourself and make new ones....yesterdays successes are fond fucking memories!
Am easy to get along with and preference being "behind the scenes" vs. "front and center".
I try not to judge people and always try to help in anyway possible ~Been told I have a thing for coming into peoples lives and leaving a big "footprint" to fill once I'm not around... Hey if you're real you'll get it.... in more than one way ;)
I tend to see the twisted darker side of life and humor and seem to find some good in any bad situation.
Born and raised in North Miami (Se habla GRINGO) and slowly worked my way up north to Pot St Lucie *pot grow houses seem to be this city's main claim to fame)* from Ft Lauderdale in 2004 to escape the madness but seems like it followed right behind us..... "sigh". Still alot better than Ft. Lauderdale
I love jet skiing, partying, dirt & street bikes, kayaking, pro-street cars, anything to do with beaches/surf!

Most apt to be found jet skiing out of Stuart inlet and the sandbar areas and also can be sighted out at the Monster Hole at Sebastian Inlet with my recalcitrant band of Surfsluts from up and down the coast. Generally pissin' off surfers,boaters, fisherman and each other.
Ya think????
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In the works - A 1972 Vega, 528HP 383 SBC stroker, 150hp shot N2O, TH350/brake, 488 ford 9"- 4 link rear
Wamilton Superjet hulls
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



"Like minded" local peeps that "get it", Dancing girls, Unicorns, Purple dancing dinosaurs, Teletubbies, Nixon, Dancing girls ......(Screw it- I should just eat some mushrooms and meet them all in one night !) ..

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My Blog

Why guys don't write back??

As a public service, thought'd it'd be nice to list some reasons why Iwill not write back. This may or may not be true for others. 1) You reveal that your divorce is not final, or are still "separated...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:06:00 GMT

Things to consider when calling your ISP tech support

Hi! I'm your Technical Support Rep. I have a considerable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your daily life: television, telephone, and internet. Sometimes one, sometimes all th...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:51:00 GMT

Casual definitions of casual sex

Sex With No Strings. Pretty simple, and to the point - humping. Lots of it. Usually in one session - thus, no strings. In other words, no expectations of future humping, unless a new relationship is ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Open letter from a cop

Ladies and Gentlemen, Allow me to introduced myself. I am a police officer. More importantly to this post, I am a police officer who is sick and damned tired of dealing with certain things on a day t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:06:00 GMT

To the girl at the bar last night....

Dear Passer-Outer, There are a few things I'd like to thank you for: Thank you for wanting to have sex with me. You couldn't, but your heart was in the right place. Thanks for the ego boost. You were ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:37:00 GMT

Advice from an old man

 1. Don't pick on the weak. It's immoral. Don't antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid. 2. Don't hate women. It's a waste of time 3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that hav...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:55:00 GMT

Loss of Churches in Louisiana

One of the local television stations in South Louisiana actually aired an interview with a woman from New Orleans. The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the woman how such to...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:00:00 GMT

Little Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running throught the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running th...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:09:00 GMT