Motorcycles, boats, Volvos, guitars,woodworking, product design, marketing, business, traveling to 3rd World countries. Eating.
I think my grandfather, but when he was my age. Also, he wouldn't know I was his grandson at the time. Yeah, if somebody could set that up it would be great. Man, I would totally fuck with him. He'd be like, "How do you know my name?!", and I'd say, "Let's get a soda and some horehounds and talk about farming, or whatever."
M. Ward is a genius. The Darkness is the greatest band currently making music. Instead of listing a bunch music, I'll just state a truth that should be more widely known about music: Bands are only good through their first three albums. After that they are either too well known, they stop being good, or they are too old to continue making music for discerning consumption. If you'd like to debate this, send me a mesage. If I don't hear form you, I'll assume you agree.
99.99% of all movies made today are distillations of multiple groundbreaking movies that were made in the past. To list some great movie, like Citizen Cane is unnecessary becuase by listing some more recent film like 12 Monkeys you are indirectly listing Citizen Cane already, along with a host of other great films that shaped and inspired 12 Monkeys. As a result, there is only one film that needs to be listed - a film which contains bits and pieces of every great film ever made, only it has taken each of those bits and heightened their cinematic magnificence to a degree previously unattained. That film is Joe Dirt.
One day televisions will have legs and arms, and they will dance for us. Instead of watching what's on them, we will watch the TV iteslf. When that day comes, entertainment will have come full circle. This is not a joke.
Salman Rushdie is the best writer in the world. That ridiculous, preening, attention-whore of an of ex-wife of his embodies all that is evil in beautful women. Ok, I don't really care that much. But it felt good when I was writing it.
Does anyone every write anything OTHER than David Bowie here? If so, someone should create a virus that goes through all of the Myspace servers and changes this section to David Bowie becuase apparently some people are fucking morons and don't get why putting David Bowie down here is the correct answer, as if this were a question that didn't have a right answer and was just some means to elicit arbitrary personal details.