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TROJAN MAN

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About Me

I like to be intimidating. Take this for example. Last night, this girl came up to me and said "Hi my name is so, and so". And I looked her in the eye and said: "I dont even care. Is that your best effort to get with me? Im leaving. Move".

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Bill Gates and Give him a dollar.
Mike Tyson and give him a hug.
Tiki Barber and play him 1 on 1 in NBA Live 06 for Xbox.
Pamela Anderson and give her a dollar.
My Friend Nick and give him a Jack and Coke.

Movies:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Frank
Birthday: October 29 1986
Birthplace: Astoria, Queens
Current Location: Jamaica, Queens
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 5"8
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Greek
The Shoes You Wore Today: My polo kicks
Your Weakness: Tzaziki
Your Fears: Carnies
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepporoni and green peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Beat those monkeys in the annual snowball fight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dude
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did i leave the oven on?
Your Best Physical Feature: I have two. My Eyes and my...
Your Bedtime: na
Your Most Missed Memory: Going to the eager beaver with my mexican friend jose
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: DFA
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: cookies and cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappe (whats up with these choices?)
Do you Smoke: ??
Do you Swear: shit um..fuck im really bad with these fucking things
Do you Sing: naked
Do you Shower Daily: yes naked
Have you Been in Love: no but i've been naked
Do you want to go to College: almost done with it dude
Do you want to get Married: if the right girl comes along and ive completed my "checklist"
Do you belive in yourself: more than i believe in chuck norris
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: very, im a different type of sexy. Im the sexy kind
Are you a Health Freak: only when im around fat people
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah. they dont get along with me tho
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes naked
Do you play an Instrument: if you think really hard you'll figure this one out *see above*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes and it has destroyed my relationship with water
In the past month have you Smoked: we all know how i feel about this
&..39;In the past month have you been on Drugs:' people have told me that i have
In the past month have you gone on a Date: if by date you mean that piece of rabbit fur i carry around everywhere then yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no...i have gotten LOST in a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: naked
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes but without my permission
In the past month have you been Dumped: I dont get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes with all my clothes on! *giggles*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i did try to rob that bank one time...things didnt turn out so good
Ever been Drunk: im durnk as we type
Ever been called a Tease: tease is my middle name
Ever been Beaten up: yeah but those pigeons outnumbered me so it doesnt count
Ever Shoplifted: Ive lifted shopping bags?
How do you want to Die: gloriously in battle. Then i want everyone to like raise my body in the air and carry it around while wierd arabic music plays
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich and sexy
What country would you most like to Visit: North Dakota
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I prefer green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: I prefer Dark
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: prefer shorties
Weight: "no fat chicks"
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: yes cuz i really want the girl to have taken every drug
Number of CDs I own: does it matter?
Number of Piercings: hmmm im down for surprises
Number of Tattoos: dont matter but they are hot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ugh ok well...there was this one time in greece where i had a little too much mythos and i woke up next to a baby goat with my pants around my ankles. boy that was a wild night
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Heroes:

Nick Kalamata. No one i know to this day can Kick as high as he can and know so much about the universe.

Nick Kavliari. No one i know to this day can drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and make money at Central giving lap dances to two random girls.

Hugh Hefner. We all know why.

My Blog

How I always stay Sane

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The...
Posted by TROJAN MAN on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST

Why Greeks are the Best

I LOVE BEING GREEK .. 1)Because nights in Greece finish in the morning2)Because flirting is our national hobby3)Because sex is our national sport4)Because we cheat openly, without trying to hide it5)B...
Posted by TROJAN MAN on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST

Some Bitch (funny shit)

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w...
Posted by TROJAN MAN on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:01:00 PST

Check out this event: S.O.P After Parade Party @ Remi

Hosted By: Brooklyn Odysseus ChapterWhen: Sunday Apr 02, 2006 at 6:00 PMWhere: Remi4336 Ditmars BoulevardAstoria, NY 11105USDescription:Brooklyn Odysseus Chapter Click Here To View Event...
Posted by TROJAN MAN on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST

Stardate.....unknown

Hello ladies and gentlemen. The time....14:00 hrs. The date is yet undetermined. All I know for sure is that Montreal is over. However I have some good news. I just saved a bunch of money of my car in...
Posted by TROJAN MAN on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:19:00 PST