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i got bored so hope you like it
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: sam
Birthday: are you asking like the day i was born like a monday hell i dont know
Birthplace: i dont know never gave birth before
Current Location: somthing about a swan and he
Eye Color: its white with a hint a black in the middle
Hair Color: are talking about my ends or the roots please tell me
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: i write with my right i jerk with my left
Your Heritage: hair is i dont know, remember and whats a tage
The Shoes You Wore Today: all i see are my toes so do i say glass slipper
Your Weakness: surveys like this
Your Fears: this survey
Your Perfect Pizza: eaten pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: never take another survey all of today
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck this shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i jerk off now or later
Your Best Physical Feature: my dick cant you figure it out
Your Bedtime: after a good jerk and a yank
Your Most Missed Memory: hell should iknow imissed it remember dumb ass
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi i dont do drugs
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds i dont like entering in guys
Single or Group Dates: as my fave quote, " im here for the gang bang"
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either way you cant smoke it so it dont matter
Chocolate or Vanilla: well i like white girls that scratch but a blow job is better with blacks
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappu pa what damn stop with the big words
Do you Smoke: does shotguns count
Do you Swear: fuck how the shit am im supposed to know bitch
Do you Sing: well in bed or in the shower i do like to screem in sex
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes your supposed to love your body expecially the special parts
Do you want to go to College: do you want to got to work, ass, nobody likes school
Do you want to get Married: damn does any guy like to get married what kind of fucking question was this
Do you belive in yourself: if i didnt dont you think i wont be here god who thinks of these
Do you get Motion Sickness: well i get sick and try to keep moving so you tell me
Do you think you are Attractive: wow do you really think sombody would say no
Do you get along with your Parents: well they dont hit me so i guess its a good relation ship. yelling out the door," mom leave me the fuck alone im typing"
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes the thunder storms a man and a girl make
Do you play an Instrument: you know that fart sound you make when you have sex if i cant make it musical does that count
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: rubbing alcohol no but i know someone who did
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked, inhaled, 2nd hand, and got high that was a great day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: well if a friend gets it perscribed does that still count
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does a one night stand count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea the ladies bathroom looks wonderful
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos cum in boxs i thought it was in those trays
&..39;In the past month have you eaten Sushi:' well if the fish was raw is that still sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: are you talking like in my head or actuality cause i was high and i dont remember
In the past month have you been Dumped: no not really i gets mine you better get yours
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea in my bath tub it was great
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: what didnt i steal
Ever been Drunk: so drunk i ran down the street in circles
Ever been called a Tease: no but my dick has does that count
Ever been Beaten up: yea every body takes a L some day
Ever Shoplifted: didnt you ask this question like 3 questions ago damn who made this survey what a dumb ass
How do you want to Die: what kind of fucking question is this nobody wants to die what an ass
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: any contry that wont kill me
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as they got a little white around it i dont care
Favourite Hair Color: what kind of question nobody has natural hair collor no more
Short or Long Hair: would you date a bald bitch
Height: tall
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: butt naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: what kind of question does any on count i think they were to high to remember
Number of CDs I own: well if there blank does that count and if not then i got like i dont know
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: doing this survey, and not stoping the survey
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