I'd like to meet:
MIRANDA KERR
Ludwika Paleta
Me: STOP!
Julie: I didn't do anything!
Me: I just said "Stop," not "Stop Julie!"
Me: Mom, where did you come up with tortilla with mayo? My friends think I am weird.
Mom: I don't know.
Dad: I also think you guys are weird..
Me: You never eat tortilla with mayo?
Dad: Never.
Mom: Because your dad could not afford mayo back then, it was just tortilla and salt.
Anonymous: "No..I like the blood clots. I like to chew on them."
Anonymous: "Mira mama, tienen el negro trabajando doble!."
Leslie: "Oh my god, my friend told me that her friend tried to stop the camel she was riding on from falling on her, so she lifted up her foot and the camel ate off her big toe, and she is bald!"
Christine: (Dancing by herself) "Oh my god guys this is the best song ever!"
Pasadena Swim Coach: "aaaaaaali aaaaaaaaali aaaaaaaali aaaaaaaaaali!"<
Peter: "I felt like I just walked from Santa Monica to Lynwood in the matter of minutes."
The whole Sahara Tent: "OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE!"
Lucy: "You're tooooooooo much!"
Me: "Would you rather fart.. ranch or peanut butter?"
Sebastian: "Is this part of the IMAX experience?!?"
Lucy: Norma, are you going to the San Diego meet?
Norma: No, because it's too close.
Lucy: Too close to what?
Norma: To the border, I am an immigrant!
Me: I thought that girl was wearing a headband but it's just her eyebrows.
