I'm a well spoken sarcastic smart-assed sonuvabitch. I am also very patient but i have no patience for thieves, liars, hypocrites, and douche bags w/ no sense of humor. I do believe God has a sense of humor though, and that's why He created you.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Krzys
Birthday: 4/29/81
Birthplace: Stalowa Wola, Polska
Current Location: Westland, MI
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: kcolloP
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas
Your Weakness: skirts w/ thigh highs & w/out panties
Your Fears: getting kicked in the balls
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken, mild peppars, beef
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not violate my probation
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use im
Thoughts First Waking Up: why the fuck did i put that alarm clock so fuckin far from my bed?
Your Best Physical Feature: right elbow
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: fertilizing that egg
Pepsi or Coke: dont matter as long as vodka is involved
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK alumni bitches
Single or Group Dates: dont care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot tea
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: rufuckinkiddinme?
Do you Sing: only when i'm drunk in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: i try
Have you Been in Love: maybe a decade ago. Think i was close a few times since.
Do you want to go to College: already been there, done that, completed
Do you want to get Married: eventually, when i'm 30, 37
Do you belive in yourself: only person i can count on
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: could be worse
Are you a Health Freak: I drink light beer
Do you get along with your Parents: we tolerate each other
Do you like Thunderstorms: the bigger the better
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not when i was sober
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: didn't know mulattos came in a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i wish
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i've take a few huge ones
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope, hate thieves
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: only by strippers
Ever been Beaten up: been jumped before at harpos
Ever Shoplifted: stole a peanut once from 7/11
How do you want to Die: very carefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful & Content
What country would you most like to Visit: Poland, Germany, Czech Republic, Australia, England, and Holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: don't matter
Short or Long Hair: don't matter
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: nakedness preferred
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4 illegal
Number of CDs I own: 200+
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: -4
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