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About Me

I work a lot for a little. Saving for a place of my own. I've had a LOT of nicknames but most recently my friends call me Janitor. Most of my hobbies are stuff I do by myself to escape from the crazy world: I play guitar, read, write stuff that no one is ever supposed to read, golf, watch sports, workout, watch movies, listen to music constantly. I've been thinking about buying a shotgun. (update: i bought one.) I'm sure next week it'll be something else, like a new toolbox again. Or a car. Then I think, oh yeah I'm supposed to be saving for a place of my own. Then I get bored again. I've been saying for like 9 years that I want a tattoo but every time I think I have a great idea for one, I hate it like a week later. I might as well get something and just hate it so that I don't want to do that anymore. I haven't been skydiving in a year and a half. I really should do that when it gets warm. I swear the adrenaline high lasts for like 2 weeks. I just bought a motorcycle. Her name is Grace. I love her. I am a helicopter mechanic. I work on all 6 of the Chicago news helicopters.
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it only gets worse.

As if Myspace isn't already the most inconvenient website ever invented, now I have to also decipher one of those stupid scrambled codes of wavy sideways obscured blurry letters and numbers to log on....
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:26:00 GMT

fuck this

every fuckin time i log on to myspace it causes my internet to crash. no other website does that not even the porn. it happens every single time without exception, especially when i click on a friend ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:33:00 GMT

Viva la revolution!

"The happiness of society is the end of government." --John Adams "The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted." --James Madison "I believe there are more instances of the ab...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:26:00 GMT

I'm voting for the Anarchy party.

Prosperity cannot be restored by raids upon the public Treasury. Herbert Hoover It is just as important that business keep out of government as that government keep out of business. Herbert Hoover ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:50:00 GMT

Snappin to a slim jim!

I just decided who I want to be our next president and its not McCain or Obama. Jesse Ventura! I always thought this guy was kind of a joke in the past, but after listening to what he says about thing...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:04:00 GMT

is this a poem?

does the end justify the means? or is it just a means to an end? a choice made thoughtfully or not. same difference, my friend.
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:48:00 GMT

I’m back

I got back from my road trip today. It was awesome. I had fun all by myself, met some homeless guy wearing a jeweled crown. Guess where I was this morning? Xenia, Ohio. Ever see the movie Gummo? Yes.....
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 20:08:00 GMT

heres the plan

Ok so heres the plan. Its a loose plan but its a plan. Sunday, drive to Cleveland. Monday, Rock and roll hall of fame. Tuesday drive to Canton, Football hall of fame. Wednesday, drive to Dayton, Air F...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 20:14:00 GMT

American Cheese

American cheese, which is disgusting. It doesn't taste like cheese. I think the plastic that you individually wrap the slices in is tastier. You say in your commercials there is some part of a glass o...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 16:06:00 GMT

time to fuckin vent

I am fucking fed up at work right now. I am sick of everybody's bad attitude because its starting to rub off on me. You wouldn't believe the chickenshit, childish, unprofessional, cocksucking bullshit...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 20:19:00 GMT