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Kevin

All My Lies Are Always Wishes...

About Me

I'm random. I'm hilarious. I'm introspective. I'm obviously very humble. I'm compassionate and passionate. I'm multi talented. I hate talking about myself. I also hate seafood. I'm slightly obsessed with Jeff Tweedy, comedy, and films. I'm sometimes obsessed with baseball. I've had mono and chicken pox, but not together. Right now I'm having a strong cup of coffee. I can occasionally be inspired. I'm not lactose intolerant but sometimes milk makes me very very angry. And don't even get me started on mayonnaise. I want to be in love. I march to my own drummer, and for now that drummer happens to be named Glenn Kotche. I used to perform stand up comedy and made a film that is not inherently pornographic. My friend Pat rocks...everyone should have a Pat...or at least some rocks. Sometimes I wish I was Fonzie from Happy Days, most days I would settle for Richie, but inevitably I end up being Potsie (I can be such a Potsie).

My Interests

I'm open to most everything, as long as my head doesn't feel like it will explode upon completion. This includes calculus, festival concerts, and skydiving.

I'd like to meet:

I met her...her name is Lori

Music:

Wilco, Wilco, and more Wilco please. Following them in no particular order...Jeff Tweedy, Loose Fur, Golden Smog, The Autumn Defense, Ben Folds, Jimi Hendrix, Curtis Mayfield, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, David Gray, The Shins, The Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Uncle Tupelo, Son Volt, Buffalo Tom, Guster, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, George Clinton, Bootsy Collins, Parliament/Funkadelic, Johnny Cash, A Tribe Called Quest, Black Sabbath, Rush, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, N.E.R.D., Radiohead, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Smokey Robinson, The Clash, The Police, Elvis Costello, Billy Joel, Burt Bacharach, Neil Diamond, Franz Ferdinand, The White Stripes, NWA, The Bee Gees.

Movies:

Cool Hand Luke is the perfect film...it will make you laugh, cry, and think...perfectomundo. Others: The first 2 Godfathers, Apocalypse Now, Rushmore, Swingers, Taxi Driver, Midnight Cowboy, Superfly, Dolemite, Goodfellas, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski, Animal House, Saturday Night Fever, Enter the Dragon, The Warriors, Assault on Precinct 13 (the original), The Thing, Five Easy Pieces, Chinatown, Memento, Sin City, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Unbreakable, Donnie Darko, I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Raging Bull, Rolling Thunder, Oldboy, The Conversation, Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia, Race With The Devil

Television:

The Simpsons, 24, Lost, The Shield, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Entourage, Seinfeld...and when I was a kid The Monkees.

Books:

Slaughterhouse Five, Clockwork Orange, I Am The Cheese, How To Talk Dirty and Influence People, Learning How To Die, Slapstick, Pimp, Mystic River, The Dark Tower Series, Encyclopedia Brown...Boy Detective

Heroes:

I worship at the altar of Pat Carey. A demigod if you will. And he is among us. If Pat isn't available then Jeff Tweedy.

My Blog

This blog sucks and so do people

People do suck. Not you per say, but the other ones. The shitty ones. You know, the majority of them.I realized this today as I was walking down the street. As I walked along the sidewalk I glance...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:26:00 PST

Dolls that poop

This morning I remembered my sister used to have a doll that would poop it's pants. This is a concept I have never been able to get my head around. 30 years later and I still find it so vexing...I u...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST

White Jeans

Let's face it MySpace blog readers, I am clueless when it comes to the "hows" of attracting women. CLUELESS.Put it to you this way, in high school I had white jeans. That's right people, white...de...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 29 May 2006 03:34:00 PST

Why I don't write to girls on MySpace.

Basically, it's because I don't have a good picture of me with my shirt off.Every time I come across a profile of someone I wouldn't mind reaching out to I scroll down to glance at their friend's list...
Posted by Kevin on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:07:00 PST

I have a couple few questions...

Why do people have Native American Dreamcatchers hanging from rearview mirrors? You are in your car, shouldn't you be doing a little less sleeping and a little more steering? When I see photos and p...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:45:00 PST

I wish my parents were black.

I truly do, because mine weren't...they were white. Still are. Well my mom is, my father was cremated when he died so he is technically blackish? Gray? I'm not sure. And that is just so boooooooo...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:58:00 PST

Blogs are gay.

Other things that are gay:WindchimesLiberaceMy Saturn.American Idol.Me for watching American Idol.White Wine Spritzers.Anyone that has actually ordered a White Wine Spritzer or even just knows what on...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:03:00 PST