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Kelli

Well Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.

About Me

I've lived in Florida, Tennessee, Charlotte, Kansas City, Greenville SC and now Chicago. So if you think you know me from one of those places, you might be right.

Oh, and my dog is famous.

My Interests

I know it's sad, but I think this might be the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time.http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

I'd like to meet:

I'm changing this title to: People I'd LIKE to find from college, but aren't on Mspace. Jared Lippard, Will Rogers, Adam McNett, Jillian Schweizer, Jeff Carter. If you see any of these guys, will you please let them know I said hi?

Here's a game: FIND SADIE!!!
Casting Call Episode 1 "Jingle" @ Yahoo! Video

Music:

My Chemical Romance, AFI, Guster, Fallout Boy, All-American Rejects, Robot Lounge, Jem, Counting Crows, Uffie, Flogging Molly, Good Charlotte, Peaches, New Found Glory, Billy Joel forever, Five for Fighting, Gym Class Heroes. I miss Ben Folds and Rage.

Television:

I turned my tv off. Again. But I'll be at the Tap for Bucs, Bears and Gators games.

Books:

anything with words.

Heroes:

Isn't that a tv show i never watched? do people really have those?

My Blog

I love it when

people lie about their age on myspace.  DUDE, I graduated high school with you, you're NOT 24 anymore!!  get over it.
Posted by Kelli on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:34:00 PST

You know what’s REALLY flattering?

it's when you're going through online job openings and you start to see the ones you've already applied to .... reposted.  Meaning some jerk sat down in front of the computer said ...
Posted by Kelli on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

text messages

I freelance as a translator for drunk. Initial messages: Hi hi answer! come over. i love you.   TRANSLATION: beer. beer. tequila. tequila. bourbon.     OH AND YOU THOUGHT WE DIDN'T KNOW...
Posted by Kelli on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:42:00 PST

This sucks

needing to wake up in the morning can't find my prescription quitting smoking not knowing what to say WANTING A CIGARETTTE .... STILL any calls from Bank of America well most phone calls for that matt...
Posted by Kelli on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:11:00 PST

TACO BELL

I found a REAL Taco Bell!!  Not express or anything -- full menu!  Chicago Place, 700 N Michigan, 8th floor.  I'll see you there.
Posted by Kelli on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:32:00 PST

I just ate a loaf of bread.

I really did.  Why do I do that?  and, better question, HOW do I do that?
Posted by Kelli on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST

Just for the record ...

... there are a few things that I miss. Taco Bell Real Sand Driving (fast, with the windows down) Singing along to the music (you get really weird looks if you sing along to your ipod on the trai...
Posted by Kelli on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

IT'S 83 DEGREES AND SUNNY

Let me tell ya a little about my weekend ...which lasted through Monday ... **SATURDAY NIGHT:  Heather, Kelli, Jake, and a fourth party who prefers to remain nameles (we'll call him "Freddy"...
Posted by Kelli on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST