I love it when |
people lie about their age on myspace. DUDE, I graduated high school with you, you're NOT 24 anymore!! get over it. Posted by Kelli on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:34:00 PST |
You know what’s REALLY flattering? |
it's when you're going through online job openings and you start to see the ones you've already applied to .... reposted. Meaning some jerk sat down in front of the computer said ... Posted by Kelli on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST |
text messages |
I freelance as a translator for drunk.
Initial messages:
Hi
hi
answer!
come over.
i love you.
TRANSLATION:
beer.
beer.
tequila.
tequila.
bourbon.
OH AND YOU THOUGHT WE DIDN'T KNOW... Posted by Kelli on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:42:00 PST |
This sucks |
needing to wake up in the morning
can't find my prescription
quitting smoking
not knowing what to say
WANTING A CIGARETTTE .... STILL
any calls from Bank of America
well most phone calls for that matt... Posted by Kelli on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:11:00 PST |
TACO BELL |
I found a REAL Taco Bell!! Not express or anything -- full menu! Chicago Place, 700 N Michigan, 8th floor. I'll see you there. Posted by Kelli on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:32:00 PST |
I just ate a loaf of bread. |
I really did. Why do I do that? and, better question, HOW do I do that? Posted by Kelli on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Just for the record ... |
... there are a few things that I miss.
Taco Bell
Real Sand
Driving (fast, with the windows down)
Singing along to the music (you get really weird looks if you sing along to your ipod on the trai... Posted by Kelli on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST |
IT'S 83 DEGREES AND SUNNY |
Let me tell ya a little about my weekend ...which lasted through Monday ...
**SATURDAY NIGHT: Heather, Kelli, Jake, and a fourth party who prefers to remain nameles (we'll call him "Freddy"... Posted by Kelli on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST |