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About Me

My baby,Mister ISHMAEL P. PUppEROo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laarni May
Birthday: December 3, 1979
Birthplace: Bridgeport, CT
Current Location: Naperville, IL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown/Black/Red
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Pilipino
The Shoes You Wore Today: white New Balances (at work)
Your Weakness: delicious food galore
Your Fears: sudden death
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago deep dish italian sausage with extra pizza sauce and extra cheese, fresh out of the oven! *drool*
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Save my money and invest wisely.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: smell u and/or son of a...
Thoughts First Waking Up: son of a... 5:30?? (hit snooze x3)
Your Best Physical Feature: I ruro, lips?
Your Bedtime: 2-3 am (if I take Benadryl at 10)
Your Most Missed Memory: my parents, my brother and I being all together at one time
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (awshh)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDough! damn you 99 cent double cheeseburgers!
Single or Group Dates: single, unless it's with the "PCs"
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee..mmm...
Do you Smoke: if I happen to be around someone that smokes. ok fine. yes.
Do you Swear: hell yeah! shiii... (when appropriate)
Do you Sing: yessum
Do you Shower Daily: yessum
Have you Been in Love: with G.
Do you want to go to College: too late for this question.
Do you want to get Married: of course
Do you belive in yourself: sure I do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not too shabby
Are you a Health Freak: I would love to be one - but I cheat way too much!
Do you get along with your Parents: yes. it's cyclic.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, but Ish doesn't!
Do you play an Instrument: a little bit of piano and not so much guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescription or OTC?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kind of?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I have.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: na-uh
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Galen's Michigan State hoodie
Ever been Drunk: oh gosh where do we begin?
Ever been called a Tease: no!
Ever been Beaten up: no.
Ever Shoplifted: in the past month? no. Sad to say I have back in the day...
How do you want to Die: peacefully, when I'm old (but not FRAIL and SICKLY old!) and lived a wonderful life.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: comfortable
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe (after touring all of Asia, of course.)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: bald/non-existent
Height: tall
Weight: heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: low-maintenance but neat
Number of Drugs I have taken: no comment
Number of CDs I own: numerous
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 2, kinda
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple
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[Marital Status] Single and not looking.
[Shoe size] 6.5
[Parents still together] YES, fortunately
[Siblings] My older brother - Jad.
[Pets] Ishamel P. Pupperoo, my aussie/lab puppy and 14 freshwater fishies
FAVORITES
[Color] Green
[Number] 3
[Animal] polar bears and beluga whales
[Drinks] Killian's Red, San Miguel Light
[Soda] Coke, Sierra Mist Free
[Book] Tabers Medical Dictionary
[Flower] Orchid
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Not recently (by recently, I mean in the past week!)
[Twirl your hair?] Sometimes, now that my hair is growing out
[Have tattoos?] Thinking about it.
[Have Piercings?] Yes
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No, but hook it up.
[Drink/Smoke?] Occasionally/Occasionally
[Like roller coasters?] YES
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yes.
[Want more piercings?] yes
[Like cleaning?] YES. it's wonderful!
[Write in cursive or print?] cursive
[Own a web cam?] si.
[Know how to drive?] like hell I do - move outta the way!! j/k
[Own a cell phone?] si. siempre.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yes - I feel really guilty so I get off. I should be studying.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] No, it would be a little interesting though.
[Considered a life of crime?] Not exactly a LIFE of crime, but I have thought about getting rich quick and then calling it quits - if it were a possiblity.
[Considered being a hooker?] what the...? Hell no.
[Lied to someone?] mmm. I ruro.
[Been in love?] yes. see above.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] nope.
[Been in lust?] wow, so personal!
[Used someone] no...I don't think so...
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] have I? no, I don't think so.
[Stolen anything?]
[Held a gun] yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] pang bahay.
[Current mood] tired and hungry. the usual.
[Current taste] Fruity Pebbles.
[What you currently smell like] Happy Heart by Clinique and the outdoors (I just watered the plants. nice huh?)
[Current hair] growing OUT - I look like Bruce Lee
[Current thing I ought to be doing] studying
[Current cd in stereo] I have a 6-disc changer. Most of the songs and "Laarni's Compilations" and range from ABBA to Notorious B.I.G.
[Last book you read] Dark Angels by V.C. Andrews
[Last movie you saw] Jurassic Park on TNT
[Last thing you ate] I went to Ponderosa after church. Seriously.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My dad.
[Do drugs?] no.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yes.
[Still love him/her?] yes.
[Read the newspaper?] yes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] no...ehh...I don't think so...
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] lately - yeah
[Wear hats] occasionally
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] yes - my pupperoo and trying to understand why his chest jiggles.
[Collect anything?] yes - shot glasses
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] yes - not that many though.
[Like your handwriting?] yes
[Care about looks] My looks, yes. Others - no, not really.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] I can't remember.
[First kiss] I can't remember that either.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yes.
[Are you a tease?] nope
[Too shy to make the first move?] ehhh, I don't think so. Hopefully he likes me back.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yah
[Bitch/Asshole] nope
[sarcastic] no
[Angel] YES! =) of course
[Devil] na-uh. BAD. very bad.
[Shy] Depends who I am talking to.
[Talkative] I can hold some interesting conversations with random people, yes.
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My Interests

X-Box 360, cleaning, Nickelodeon Fruit Snacks, Philippine brand dried mangos, Swedish Fish, cooking, HALO! HALO! HALO!, GTA San Andreas, Galen, IsHMaEL PuPPeroO, coral reefs, accents (it's crazy stuff man...just think about it for a minute), painting, shopping on Ebay, playing pool, cars, sports (Cubs and NCAA basketball), UFC, reminiscing of past Simpsons' episodes and how it related to something that happened earlier today. Watching Conan O'Brien - he is so funny!

Music:

Anything I can karaoke to, of course.

Movies:

Memoirs of a Geisha, Rush Hour, Karate Kid ("Daniel Larusso is going to fight? DANNY LARUSSO IS GOING TO FIGHT!"), My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Finding Nemo, Back to the Future I and II ("What's with the life preserver?"), Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Poltergeist I. I can't think of anymore off the top of my head. I love movies!!

Television:

PRISON BREAK, My Boys, The Cosby Show, House Hunters, Flip This House, Antiques Roadshow, Gray's Anatomy, Animal Precinct, My Boys, Animal Cops Detroit, 90210, Simpsons, Friends, Jeopardy!, Trauma: Life in the E.R., Jackass, Fresh Prince, King of Queens, Trading Spouses, Nanny 911, Planet's Funniest Animals, AFV, CSI: Las Vegas, Check, Please!, Nip/Tuck, anything on Food Network. Family Guy, Fox News, CSPAN. gosh I watch a lot of tv. seriously. The list goes on and on. You turn on the tv, I watch - eyes glazing over.

Books:

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, Any V.C. Andrews books, Physician's Desk Reference 2008, Harry Potter Series. DaVanci Code. Memoirs of a Geisha.

Heroes:

Lapu-Lapu and Princesa Bulakna.