"Accustom yourself continually to make many acts of love, for they enkindle and melt the soul." - St. Theresa of Avila
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg
deus ex machina: an agent who appears unexpectedly to solve an apparently insoluble difficulty.
"I'm going to blow them off the face of the earth with the fury of God's own thunder." - from The West Wing
"...And the 2 most powerful men in America are named "Bush", and "Dick." - Chris Rock
"Some people are like slinkies. They're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."