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Mike

My shoes cost more than your house.

About Me

Hello, my name is Mike. I'm pretty much a big deal, no kiddin'. People love me, and I love myself. I go to college. I'm a musician, a singer to be exact. Not a hack, like those bitches on American Idol, but an honest to God trained musician. I love sports. My television is always on something ESPN related. I belong to Phi Mu Alpha, the greatest fraternity on earth. Don't mess with us, we have a guy that will cut out your throat with a pen. I'm a Catholic Republican, so I'm pretty closed minded and up tight about things that I don't understand or consider normal.
You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute." The Muppet Personality Test Your results:
You are Batman Batman 80% Robin 80% The Flash 80% Superman 75% Supergirl 70% Spider-Man 65% Wonder Woman 60% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 60% Iron Man 60% Catwoman 40% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Interests

My first love is music. I will always have music in my soul. I love to sing or just sit and jam on the guitar or piano (although I am pretty lousy at both!). I also love sports, be it basketball, football, or even curling. There is also a girl in my life who currently overshadows my other interests, but not in a bad way.Take the quiz:
Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?

Green Ranger
You are the Green Ranger, you are Tommy who was first evil but then became good. Your weapon is the sword of darkness, the dragon sheild and the, dragon dagger. You are the Dragon.

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I'd like to meet:


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Flava' Flave, Maria Sharapova, Bobby Knight, Rick James, Jerry Seinfeld, Edgar Allen Poe, Napolean Bonaparte, Mozart, Ozzie Smith, Bill Murray, David Copperfield, Ron Jeremy, Jerome Bettis, Hulk Hogan, Adrianna Lima, George Lucas, Eric Whitacre, Morgan Freeman, Vince Lombardi, Andre the Giant, J. S. Bach, Pete Samphras, Tommy Feagan, Andrew Jackson, Martin Luther King Jr., John Paul the 2nd, Freddie Mercury, Steven Hawking, Larry Bird, Dave Chappelle, Julius Ceasar, John the Baptist, anyone who's ever been a part of Earth Wind and Fire, Chris Fergusen, Joan of Arc, Sean Connery, Mick Foley, Joe Montana, Taylor Rain, Muhammed Ali, Phil Mickelson, Attila the Hun, Albert Pujols, Lance Armstrong, the cast of Ocean's Eleven, and I'll think of some more later.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority || 10%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||| 23%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

Well, I am a music major. I am the best singer in the universe. I also play a little piano. Very little. I love to listen to alternative and classic rock. I pretty much can stomach anything except rap. 'Cuz it's gay.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Movies:

1. BRAVEHEART!!!!!! (the best movie EVER!) 2. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. 3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Runners up include; Office Space, the Shawshenk Redemption, We Were Soldiers, the Big Labowsky, and many, many more!
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have low conscientiousness.
Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously.
Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions.
Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test

Television:

Flavor of Love, Family Guy, Nip Tuck, King of the Hill, The Boondocks, SPORTS CENTER(!), and most of all, CARDINAL BASEBALL! Go Cards!! Cubs Suck! And so do Yankees, Red Sox, Royals, Astros, Phillies, and Mets. And Marlins!
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Books:

Three Nights in August. You should check it out.

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong, Ronald Reagan, Mother Theresa, my Mother, and, most of all, the men and women who have served or who are serving in our armed forces.

My Blog

I'm tired of all you morally depleted liberals thinking that you deserve an opinion.

My good friend and ally, Raymond Burke has been under a lot of scrutiny these last couple of days.  The poor man was helping to put together a large fund raiser for Cardinal Glennon when the peop...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

The list part 2.

Some of you may recall the list of things that I am grateful for that I posted about a year ago.  I have decided to write another one that goes something like this: -The Saint Louis Cardinals hav...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:28:00 PST

I didn't write this, but someone had to say it.

Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST

Can you answer me this?

Howdy y'all.  I just thought that someone needed to inform all of you what this little thing called myspace is for.  First of all, blogging is a good thing.  If you have a thought that ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST

I think I'm on to something.

    A series of events that have occurred to me in the past few weeks that have left me with a rather strange idea.  Is it possible that in every person's life their comes a time w...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

I know everyone else does this, but it seemed like a good idea.

For all of you who just love to read my blogs and act amazed at what a fascist I am, I have a refreshing change of pace in mind for today.  Just answer the following questions for me and try to b...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Well, at least I can now rest assured that all liberals are worthless piles of...

Our founding fathers put forth the idea of the electorial college because they did not believe that people were capable of deciding what was best for themselves.  This is the first time in my&nbs...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:12:00 PST

The truth about amendment two.

I just thought I would clarify all of the reasons that we all have to vote down amendment two.  To do this, I will let you all in on the truth. 1.  Although amendment two says that cloning w...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

The World Series, baby!

I can't tell you how happy I am to see the Cardinals in the World Series for the 2nd time in 3 years. Now, to ensure that they beat the Tigers, I have a list of suggestions for Tony La Russa. 1.&...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

The madness...

I swear, if the Cardinals lose game seven, the killing will be plentiful, and I'll start with David Wright.
Posted by Mike on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:57:00 PST