Goodnight, Sun |
Fuck. Today is by far the most depressing day of the year. Not even the whole day really. It's not like my cat died, or I stepped in doodies, or they canceled my favorite tv show (the one with the ins...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:10:00 GMT |
Like Marsha Brady after the football... |
When last we spoke, I had just had some surgery of the face to see if lasers could make me a better breather. I was told I needed to wait to see if there were any positive results. Ultimately, there w...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:15:00 GMT |
Time to get your Picture Pages |
Hard to believe, but it was just over a year ago that I said to myself "I don't care what they say, I need to blog". The impetus for this literary awakening was my utter distaste towards the Sounds of...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 18:09:00 GMT |
Love and Marriage: Crime and Punishment |
"Marrying means doing what is possible to become repulsed of each other." - Arthur Schopenhauer
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." Groucho Marx
"Marriage is a wonderful insti...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:38:00 GMT |
I'm not a bad person getting good... |
I'm not a bad person getting good; I'm a sick person getting well.
One morning, a few weeks ago, I awoke to something of an epiphany. My eyes slowly parted, I yawned, and then I realized that I've ha...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 13:33:00 GMT |
A time to reflect (now with external links!) |
Though it seems like just yesterday, it was a year ago on President's Day that I went straight edge. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "hey, but last year didn't President's Day fall o...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:40:00 GMT |
X-mas wishes from the business sector. |
(Door opens) Larry: Hey George, it's your favorite neighbor! (Larry Enters) (Canned Applause) Larry: George, you've got some "snew" on your lawn. G.W. Bush: What's "snew", Larry? Larry: Nothing, what'...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:18:00 GMT |
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line OR... |
Subject: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line OR You're so vain, I'll bet you think this blog is about you.
If you dont get the reference in the subject line go directly to fuck...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:09:00 GMT |
Small Town, Small Mind OR The Minute Might of Mental Midgets |
I don't like to outwardly put people down. Really, I don't. Well, that excludes cripples, the homeless, churchgoers, sport enthusiasts (except hockey fans)(and by that I mean Flyers fans), immigrants,...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:12:00 GMT |
Sometimes I dont have a cool little subject line. |
Its become apparant to me that there is some great and powerful forces at work trying to tell me something. My gut feeling was that I could save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Ge...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:58:00 GMT |
