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About Me

I'm really loud. You'll probably hear me before you see me. If there are apples in your house, there's a 99% chance that I'll try and steal them. I love New York City more than any other place in the world. I try and get the meaning out of every song. If I want ice cream I will trek miles just to get a pint. My favorite weapon is self depracation. I usually say the wrong thing. If you get my humor I'll probably adore you though I can't promise anything. I have a feeling I'll be completely deaf by 30, my voice might be gone by then too. I have been known to look like Rake Yohn in the morning. You can't complain when I play the Scissor Sisters and dance around like a drag queen.

My Interests

College football, DDR, gay cowboys, holding hands, NYC, Makers Mark, bringing back the monocle as a fashion accessory, jumping on the bed, the after party, being too loud, being in bed on cold days, new music, old music, being friendly to people at bars, smutty magazines, sushi, finding out how different animals copulate, and ellipses...

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Klosterman, Jenny Lewis's glam squad, and people who speak Croatian.

Music:

http://www.last.fm/user/Darbage/

Movies:

Vanilla Sky, Say Anything, The Rules of Attraction, DiG!, Magnolia, The Virgin Suicides, Almost Famous, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, When Harry Met Sally, I Heart Huckabees, Igby Goes Down, 21 Grams, Moulin Rouge, HEATHERS...

Television:

Entourage, Lost, Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, and Top Model. Naturally.

Books:

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Killing Yourself to Live, Middlesex, And The Band Played On..., The Lovely Bones, Wicked, The Odyssey, A Widow For One Year

Heroes:

MARVIN SEASE. That is all.

My Blog

I've been creeping round this town because...Well, creeping's just my way

Ugh. Finals week is upon us. I'm less than enthused. I think it's that I don't feel like I have enough hours in the day to complete all the tasks assigned. On the plus side, I'm working on some fun pr...
Posted by darby crash. on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 10:14:00 PST

Klosterman references Olympia. Perfect.

- Chuck Klosterman is brilliant. I know that may seem dramatic and perhaps an overstatement, but every page of "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" either leaves me cracking up or waxing philosophic. Now, I ...
Posted by darby crash. on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:23:00 PST

My biting wit is actually biting me in the ass.

After all those times I've joked with Kelly about getting the Avian Bird Flu, or calling into work sick with the Avian Bird Flu, or just making fun of people with the Avian Bird Flu...well I'm finally...
Posted by darby crash. on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:30:00 PST