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About Me

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Name: Judd Travis
Birthday: April the 11th
Birthplace: Salt Lake City
Current Location: Layton
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what I'm doing...
Your Heritage: Irish and Polish. I know, I'm stupid and I'm an alcoholic. Thank you, stereotyping!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: A.F. Unos
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat lover's with no grease. A physical impossibility as far as I'm concerned
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 2008: Get into law school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Dammit. It's two in the afternoon already?"
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile, booty, and eyes.
Your Bedtime: After the sun sets, and before the sun rises
Your Most Missed Memory: My parents together
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't F with the fast food
Single or Group Dates: Single dates
Long Island Ice Tea or Kamikaze: Kamikaze. Très Magnifique!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: all the damn time
Do you Sing: all the damn time
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: I graduated. Why the hell am I on myspace? I'm not a preteen girl lying about my age and backing it up with slutty pictures. UPDATE: I'm back in college. Oh the shame!
Do you want to get Married: Yes. When hell freezes over or gas prices reach $6 a gallon. Bad times.
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah. Unless it's a pie-eating contest. Then I get self-conscious
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd do me
Are you a Health Freak: I take vitamins and stay away from people with the herpes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the guitar but it's been a while. Unless you count Guitar Hero.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, fell off that wagon. Cheers!
In the past month have you Smoked: Never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah. Smith's brand. It was drier than the Atacama Desert.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Most definitely
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only from large corporations that make the world a worse place to live in
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: No. I'm a non-violent kind of guy.
Ever Shoplifted: Twice. Once I felt really bad, and the other time I brought it back. But I didn't feel bad, I swear!
How do you want to Die: I want to die like the cow on Napolean Dynamite. That's right, shot in the face while a busload of kids watches. Ha ha!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a law-talking guy
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever. Not a big rojo fan though.
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I don't care. But if you're really tall, you've got to carry me in a satchel
Weight: "I like em short and tall but not too thick"
Best Clothing Style: none....
Number of Drugs I have taken: I tried a few things a few times and it's not worth it. So two, there's more if you count prescription meds that were mine, but I didn't necessarily need them at the time
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: one per ear
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I only have one.. The waiter came and asked me if I wanted soup or salad. I initially picked the salad but I changed my mind at the last second. But it was too late. The waiter was gone.. Just imagining what could've been. .. Don't make the same mistake I did...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the guy who invented the credit card. That man must've been an F'ing genius.
Honestly, I would love to meet the Judd who is minutes away from death. I would love to ask him for one piece of advice from his (hopefully!) lengthy life. It seems as though every life lesson I have learned comes too late. So old, bald, overweight Judd, I'm counting on you buddy!
Adam Carolla. He's one of the smartest people ever! Here are some quotes that should help you understand where my zany, metaphoric sense of humor comes from:
"The only chance we have for survival, as a country and as a planet is if idiots stop having kids. Listen: either don't screw up your kids, or don't have any! It's a lot like owning a horse: If you can't keep it in a stall, feed it some hay, and brush it down once in a while, then don't have one! Do you see what I mean? Just don't have one and let it rot in the yard!"
"Listen up, fathers: if you want to mistreat your young daughter, congratulations. You'll be seeing her in a porn movie later on."
"If you're a guy, you have absolutely NO idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, EVER. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of."
"Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring in the bacon get nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life."I'll put more on later. I gotta run!

My Blog

Smurf Action

I wrote this in 10th grade and thought it was funny.  Hopefully you feel the same way.  If not, just humor me.   As I sit here trying to relate the events of my life to the color blue, ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT

A solemn farewell.

I went to the store today to pick up a little of this, and let's not forget a little of that.  As I meander through the various aisles, I somehow find myself moseying around in the cosmetics sect...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:11:00 GMT

AIDS t-shirts. Oh dear

Yo.  So a few months ago I signed up for a volunteer group.  I thought it would be a fun opportunity to build my resume while simultaneously meeting some new and exciting people.  I had...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:00:00 GMT

This pisses me off....

Okay, this has been irritating me for quite some time so I feel the need to vocalize my concerns.  I am so sick and tired of people who set their profiles to private or people who prescreen their...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:42:00 GMT

Jim-NAS-ticks

Right now, at this moment, I have decided that I need to make an impulse purchase that will improve my life forever.  Cause if there's one thing that people aren't doing enough of, it's hoarding ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:11:00 GMT

Ess beeen a-willle.

I haven't written anything in a while, so I think now is the time to put something down.  I mean, I haven't written anything on myspace, in a notebook, on a bathroom stall door, NOTHING! I need t...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 00:06:00 GMT