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STUBBSY

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About Me

I enjoy living by myself and the isolation from you normies with your fancy eminities such as "lives" and "friends". Overrated in my book. I pretty much work 10-12 hours everyday so my excitement during the week comes from a solid fightin phils game before I nod off and do it again the next day. Also, my hair is red but I try to keep that birth defect hidden with a razor and/or mullet wig. Settle down ladies, I can feel your excitement.

My Interests

Exchanging the 8-hour dull office lifestyle for an outside hands-on dude job. Philly sports of course...At least one of the four is a heartbreaker every year.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Obama- Definitely my vote although he's currently up against one fiesty broad.Mr. Christ- How am I looking on getting in? I fall somewhere between Charles Manson and the Pope. And on judgement day, will a few witty one-liners sway your decision one way or another?.....Mr. B. Wolf- We'll hang out same as before and smoke a few marlboros if I'm allowed in the gates since I know your already there with a bottomless stack of blackjack chips.

Music:

Pretty much all but rap, but my favorite music is usually a little older. Theres alot of new bands that I fall victim to listening to like everyone else and either their next album blows dude-meat or there is no next album at all. I still enjoy Otis, Bruce, Billy Joel etc....

Movies:

Dramas always seem to top the list followed closely by comedies. The action and horror flicks today are like watching flies eat dogshit.

Television:

HBO always has waves of being the best until they cancel everything and come up with old person porn = "Tell me you love me".... Deadwood? Extras? Oz? These were all killer shows and all of them cancelled. Curb is the last man standing. Other than that: Daily Show Football, Baseball, Office, 30 Rock, House and reruns of Seinfeld top the list.

Books:

I'm pretty nerdy. I have a pretty large collection of Stephen King, John Grisham and Dean Koontz. I don't do nonfiction because I have a real life to lead and I'm not conceited enough to want others to read about it. So i'm not reading about anyone elses. Read the paper and watch the fuckin news people.......its quicker.

Heroes:

Dad- turned his life around better than anyone I know. Jimmy Rollins, Brian Dawkins, Jon Stewart and of course the big man. (JC)