To understand the true influence of KFC in communist countries, we must analyze the land of many chickens: China. There are three times as many KFC's as gas stations in China. Each KFC must be at least 2 stories tall, and must have doors wide enough to allow 3 fat people to pass through. There are more Chinese KFC employees than soldiers in the People's Liberation Army. A recent CIA report showed that within 5 years, KFC China would be powerful enough to launch Inter-Continental Ballistic Fried Chickens at the U.S. While the Caucasian majority show concern, the African-American minority are welcoming this news with open arms.

What's she selling for?
Is it worth you trying
To forget yourself?
I'm your favourite client
I'm your once a week
But I'm only buying
If I can take you deep
Then you'll always be my whore