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Boobarella

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About Me

My name is Michelle, but I am also known as.... Midge, Chubs, Fattie, Babe, Hottie with a Body, Biggie Smalls, Mrs. Featherspoon, Low-Maintenance Big Boobed Heaven, and occasionally a MILF. I am happily married to a Marine and have been for over 4 years... We have THE BEST four boys you will ever meet, and most recently added to our collection (on 9/6/07) my beautiful baby girl, Amelia.

My Interests

I would enjoy a passionate man-handling in a public place, VEGA$, Adult Book Stores, Tattoos, Piercings, Spanking, Phil, All kinds of movies, Fundies, Stretch-a-Forks, Leftovers, Eating, Sleeping, Napping. Oh yeah and raising five kids... Did I mention that? And I love it.

I'd like to meet:

BOB SAGET, Sean Connery, Billy Bob Thornton, Sawyer from LOST, James Spader, Nicolas Cage, Will Smith (again), The Bachelor, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Elvis and Charles Bronson so I can find out why he haunts me in my dreams...
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Music:

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters...

Movies:

JUNO!!! Killer Drag Queens On Dope, Knocked Up, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Napoleon Dynamite, Darby O'Gill and the Little People, Sex, Lies, and Obsession, Sex and the Single Mom (1 and 2), Bad Santa, Bad News Bears, The Notebook, Batman, Spiderman, Superman, The Girl Next Door, Death Wish (1-5), Terminator 2, Multiplicity, The Wedding Date, all of the SAWs, the old Dawn of the Dead from 1978, James Bond movies (only with Sean Connery), Old School, Wedding Crashers, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, SECRETARY. Anything with Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Vince Vaughn, or Billy Bob. Anything with a lot of gratuitous nudity. Nicolas Cage movies are the shit.

Television:

Shows I watch on a regular basis: The Steve Wilkos Show (Yeah it's retarded but it is so fucking hilarious), BIG LOVE, Roseanne, Law and Order: SVU and CI (Though I like SVU better), Reruns of OZ and Sex in the City, LOST, Dr. Phil, Cat House, America's Next Top Model, Reality Shows that catch my attention (The Bachelor, I Love New York, Extreme Makeover etc), and occasionally an old episode of Saved by the Bell or Urkel.

Books:

Finished... Good In Bed, In Her Shoes and parts of my Ellen Degeneres ones... Now I am working on Confessions of a Shopaholic... Thanks Adrina!

Heroes:

Mike Ditka... and.... My Big Daddy... He's the cheese topping on my peach cobbler... He is the most obnoxious, confident, sexy, hairy man I have ever met. He has taught me so much and makes me a better person. He is my soul mate and my hero and I am so proud of him. I could never ask for a better husband or Father for my children.And I quote, "Hey sexy momma. You should put that body on me."

My Blog

A Drama-Free Life - Is It Possible?

I've come to the decision that I want to live a drama-free life. Things haven't always been easy (and yes I understand that things could have been much worse).  I have had a lot of drama and...
Posted by Boobarella on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:21:00 PST

A List...

Last night, I visited my friend Sarah's blogging site and her most recent blogg influenced me to put up a blogg with my 2008 Resolutions.  I don't usually ever make any New Year's Resolution...
Posted by Boobarella on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:07:00 PST

Guys Like A Variety...

Alright so this is about a dream I had... Let me give you a little background so you can understand it a little better.  A couple weeks ago I was talking to Phil and asked him if he had a certai...
Posted by Boobarella on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:20:00 PST

My Baby Girl...

Well, I haven't written a blogg in awhile, so I thought I would update things. Things have been going really great.  All of the kids are in school (Tony is in Headstart half days) which is awesom...
Posted by Boobarella on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

Amelia

Well... Finally had the baby.  Amelia Elizabeth Featherston was born at 8:19 am on September 6, 2007... She weighed in at 7lbs 8oz, 21 inches.  I got to the hospital on Wednesday night at a...
Posted by Boobarella on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:41:00 PST

Ultrasound Pictures...

Pictures of the baby from the 4-D Ultrasound: Yeah I know she kind of looks like an alien.  Nick told me he wanted to know what the baby was and he said, "Is it a boy or a ghoul?" He meant ...
Posted by Boobarella on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:34:00 PST

Pink!?!?!?!?!

For anyone who I haven't commented back yet, I went this morning for my 4D Ultrasound.  AND... It's 90-95% certain that the baby is a girl... The lady checked like 6 or so times and saw no signs ...
Posted by Boobarella on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:05:00 PST

Lovely Lady Lumps...

I finally have something actually important to write about on here!  And yes, it does have something to do with lovely lady lumps...I recently took a home pregnancy test (after being like + ten d...
Posted by Boobarella on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST