Pope Benedict XVI - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What can i say? I'm the freakin Pope.

My Interests

The Virgin Mother. The Holy Father. The demise of fox news.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and Everyone. Especially sinners. I love me some sinners.

Music:

i guess i'm kindof a snob, i'm still hanging on to that record collection. i just think vinyl sounds better, it's a little different every time, and every album gets two beginnings and two endings. That is important

Movies:

Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred

this speaks for itself

Television:

the smurfs were communist propaganda S-sociolist M-men U-under R-red F-father

Books:

the farmers almanac, and of course, chicken soup for the soul

Heroes:

The King of Kings and Gregory I http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:sQuN6l32L6xNuM:http:// dnewey.smugmug.com/photos/48162952-D.jpg

My Blog

You are being lied to...part 2

Good Evening, Esteemed colleages and colleagettes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, grandpa, new sources here at the Vatican have just handed me some shocking information. It ...
Posted by Pope Benedict XVI on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:58:00 PST

You are being lied to...part 1

Hey Kids! Time for another episode of the Pope Corner! You should wrap your head in aluminum foil (make sure you are well grounded) and get yourself a glass of water, because ...
Posted by Pope Benedict XVI on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:31:00 PST

Some thoughts on Gay Marriage

Well, officially the church is against it. I personally don't have a problem with it (lord knows i engaged in some poo-stickery of my own when i was young and confused). But the problem is this, the p...
Posted by Pope Benedict XVI on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Disturbing News

Alot of folks have been asking me lately, what advice i would give to the younger generation. Well I was just pope-ing it up here at the Vatican and thought i would take a moment to addre...
Posted by Pope Benedict XVI on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST