Call Me |
You'll still be able to find me at:www.livejournal.com/~Candy_SkiesMy email address is:[email protected]
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:55:00 GMT |
Condoms |
Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.Sainsbury condoms - making life taste betterTesco Condoms - every little helpsNike Condoms - Just do...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:36:00 GMT |
Bug Gone Got Me |
Mum & I just screamed like little girls - there was this weird looking bug/fly thing with a big....long....thing sticking out of it's back end...so I got on a chair and pushed it with a bit of card an...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:10:00 GMT |
Devastated |
Are you ready for some shocking news?Really Ready?Gary and Juli are engaged. When Chris told me this news I just went numb. Didn't know what to say, do or think. I didn't say much for nearly an hour, ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:47:00 GMT |
Essex Girls |
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.'How many children?' asks the council worker.'10' replies the Essex girl.'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?''Wayne, W...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:51:00 GMT |
Love Me, Love My Horse |
Such a lovely day!Oh, have so much to smile about. Chris took me up to the stables, where I groomed Bones and tacked him up, and then Chris walked with me on Bones all the way to Hockley Woods, all al...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:30:00 GMT |
Little Johnnie |
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.Before they ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:46:00 GMT |
Maggies Law |
As you know, I don't normally send things like this out. If I get an email like this, I read it, sign it if I believe, and then delete it - forgetting all about it.But I came across this site while lo...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 03:52:00 GMT |
If Only There Had Been A Camera |
"I'd get the four of you in there before you got me in there," Josh stated in his deep, husky voice, smiling.Rachael laughed and leaned on the fork she had been using and glanced at me, "that sounds l...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:50:00 GMT |
6 Months |
It was our 6 month anniversary today.6 Months!In a way it doesn't seem that long at all.While at the same time it seems much much longer than that.I guess it's because we've known each other for 2 yea...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:48:00 GMT |
