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About Me



if i only could
i'd make a deal with god
and i'd get him to swap our places
be running up that road
be running up that hill
be running up that building

Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I like fun, having fun, doing fun things, and not having a bad time ever.

Perpetually trying to remain remote and under the radar while staying open and accessible.

Do you have any idea what it's like being a fem-bot living in a man-bot's man-puter world?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.

My Blog

Productivity: 3:25 AM Thunderstorm

As I write this, I am drunk. Let me add that precursor to this story. Perhaps then I won't be embarrassed of it in the morning. Or perhaps maybe it will be worse. Ah well. I just put in my last load o...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:25:00 GMT

A story.

In order for this story to be affective, I need to preface it by urging you all to just imagine for a moment, me holding the above gun.Last night I dreamt of the game. The one from Battle Ro...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:33:00 GMT

Incredible

Recent acts of absolute unforgiveable slobby nerdism:1. Slumped as low down as we could sit on the couch and watching Law and Order: SVU, Rick and I enjoyed a box of week old cookies, while passing a ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:50:00 GMT

No subject.

The little things are just too difficult.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:12:00 GMT

A question I'm never going to ask again:

"It can only get better, right?"Turns out everything can go from absolute shit, to total fucking shit in the blink of an eye.I don't like being alone.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 21:34:00 GMT

In the words of Marla Singer:

You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:47:00 GMT

What it means to be a juggernaut.

As a juggernaut I have no choice but to keep shoving forward.It's really all I can do.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:36:00 GMT

The Hottest Bitches Alive, Halloween '06

"What she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness."GOGO YUBARI :)Haruhara Haruko!Amanda is a bitch, but a cute bitch.[/IMG]Cutest underwear ever.Chelsea is a bumblebee.Orla-la-la as a peacock.Megan ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:32:00 GMT

Wow...

Sometimes life really isn't quite as fun as I hoped it would be.This week sucks nuts. Lots and lots of nuts. My excitement about Europe is completely overshadowed by the fact that this week blew.Somet...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:35:00 GMT

I should never vacation.

Why? Well, here's a few reasons from an earlier bulletin: Friday - Driving up to Hilton Head, I get strep throat and we get stuck behind a crazy accident for an hour. A dead stop, we wandered around t...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 19:25:00 GMT