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Shel

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

99% evil....1% angel.... need I say more... I need a partner in crime and if ya play pool we should play....I think Vegetarian is an indian word for "bad hunter". Im shy at first but I can be provoked...I like men that smell really good, and heavy metal music, tattoo's and I love to cook...... ..

My Interests

Im interested in who made the McDonalds Happy Meal...... and what were they thinking?????????? Why no matter where you stand at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington it looks like his eyes follow you thats SO CREEPY....Cheffing...Creating a culinary masterpiece that takes hours to prepare and minutes to be eaten by friends and family. I wanna write a cookbook, and someday have a really kewl heavy metal cooking show on the food network..OZZY makes Cheesecake... Motley Crue sautee's seasonal veggies. UFC and Pride DAMN!!!Those men are HOT HOT HOT...

I'd like to meet:

The Guys who created South Park... they are warped and sick and funny... I think they say out loud what everyone else is thinking... thats too kewl....Emeril so I can yell BAM in his face.....A man who loves me unconditionally. People with a sense of humor.

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Music:

Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, Alternative Rock, Punk.....ill listen to pretty much anything except rap and I can do without country... music is good for the soul.....

Movies:

I like scary movies... and comedy.. Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle is a must see.. HILARIOUS... anything with Adam Sandler in it is on my top 10 list..hes a GOD... and of course Disney movies... who doesnt like a good Disney movie????

Television:

CSI Las Vegas,Miami,NY, Court TV... especially forensics stuff.. and American Idol....Anything on food network...Discovery Channel.

Books:

I collect cookbooks

Heroes:

my daughters... they are without a doubt the most awesome people I know......

My Blog

sooooooo confusing

WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS SO HARD TO LEARN 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) ...
Posted by Shel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Eyes Speak Volumes....

You have sunrise eyes. Sunrise is the color of joy and elation. Your eyes symbolize your general sense of wellness. Your confidence and high self-esteem each and every day make you the person p...
Posted by Shel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This Amused me....

SSmoothHHardworkingEExtremeLLusciousName / Username: Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by Shel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

666 it finally happened.....

Jan 24, 2005 The Big Day...... I hit 666 views... pure evil... Its gunna be a great day.......... Profile Views: 666 Last Login: 1/24/2005
Posted by Shel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my Horror-scope.....

This is my horror-scope today.. Be conscious of your own needs today, SHEL, and feel free to be a little selfish. Give yourself the credit you deserve and don't let other people bully you into fe...
Posted by Shel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rainy Day

Today I woke up and it was raining. I couldnt believe it since yesterday was so beautiful. Its dreary and cold.... my dog is confused too. When I let him out he looked at me over his shoulder like......
Posted by Shel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmm

 WTF? I think Vegetarian is an Indian word for bad hunter!!!!
Posted by Shel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST