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Billie Jean

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About Me

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My Interests

What I do for fun when my daughter is asleep! LMAO... she was mad when she found out the next morning.
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Love that is not madness is not love.
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Music:

My favorite kind of music is the background music you hear in Porn. The old cheesy porns has the best music. I like to jam the porn music in the car on my way to work, in the shower, while beating my dog, eating my dinner, brushing my teeth. (that was a joke...)I'm versitile with my music selections. I just like music! If I can dance with you to it.. I like it!

Movies:

Count of Monte Cristo..... Love Revenge Movies. Sweet Revenge takes lots of time and patients.A Coal Miners Daughter... Just don't get any better than that! Hope Floats..... How many women have felt that way before? Great Chic Flick Notebook.... No explanation needed. Makes you feel all mushy inside. Gladiator, Postman, Waterworld, Atila, Field of Dreams, Braveheart.... I know I know.. All great movies in my mind.
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Books:

Games People Play..... Great book!

Heroes:

My Mom. That woman can do anything and get through anything and still lift her head high.
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Cool Slideshows Obituary-Common Sense---Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student, but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.Expressing anger is a form of public littering.If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?He who angers you conquers you.Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.Nothing will work unless you do.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.Humor is just another defense against the universe.If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.JÁ pot,,eba jeden láska ke komu) kone,,n,, jeden b,,h ,,ivota , jeden usmívat se a,, k z,,stat má ,,elit a smích to posta,,í jakkoli zastavit!"Let love come slowly. Don't constantly keep putting on the red light. Drive on yellow!""Love needs no map, for it can find it's way blindfolded.""This kind of certainty comes, but once in a lifetime.""But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing, I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for." "If I love you this much, and I'm not the one for you, then the one for you will be everything I am; and everything I'm not.""I'll surrender my world to you if that is the only way I could become a part of yours.""Never turn your head from love and later wonder why you have such a stiff neck.""Don't let false love fool you, but don't let real love pass you by.""The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before."My Favorite:"I'm talking about fate here - when feelings are so powerful it's as if some force beyond your control is guiding you to someone who can make you happy beyond your wildest dreams."If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.Maybe . . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do. Maybe . . . there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real, so that once they are around you appreciate them more. Maybe . . . the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. Maybe . . you should always try to put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person,too. Maybe . . you should do something nice for someone every single day, even if it is simply to leave them alone. Maybe . . . giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but, if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours. Maybe . . . happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all hose who have searched, and all those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives. Maybe . . . you shouldn't go for looks; they can deceive; don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Maybe . . . you should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy.Love that is not madness is not love.

My Blog

I LOVE YOU........ First!

101 Ways to say.... I LOVE YOU! I adore you I'm affectionate for you I'm attached to you I'm enchanted by you You're my enchantment I burn for you You fill my heart I'm fond of you You're my ...
Posted by Billie Jean on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:59:00 PST

Beer vs Vagina

Beer V/S Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful....
Posted by Billie Jean on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

Spot & Avoid Douchebags

How to spot and avoid douchebags I've been surprised at the amount of people who have come forth to express their distaste for society's aesthetically retarded. However, it occurred to me that, beyon...
Posted by Billie Jean on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:43:00 PST

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN / WOMAN

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN / WOMAN   MAN VERSION Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your g...
Posted by Billie Jean on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:28:00 PST

WHY WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR

WHY WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR   We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up ...
Posted by Billie Jean on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:26:00 PST

SHOPPING FOR A MAN

SHOPPING FOR A MAN   Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule 1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill...
Posted by Billie Jean on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:24:00 PST

DEFINITIONS OF A BACHELOR

DEFINITIONS OF A BACHELOR   One who avoids Bride-Eyed women. One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit. One who believes in Wine, Women and So-Long. One who believes that...
Posted by Billie Jean on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:23:00 PST

GUIDELINES FOR MODERN MEN

GUIDELINES FOR MODERN MEN   For modern men, we've compiled a brief list of those unspoken guidelines. These rules look fairly ridiculous on paper, but now that we've documented them, you can s...
Posted by Billie Jean on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:22:00 PST

OIL CHANGING INSTRUCTIONS

OIL CHANGING INSTRUCTIONS   WOMEN: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with...
Posted by Billie Jean on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:19:00 PST

SHOULD YOU GET MARRIED?

SHOULD YOU GET MARRIED?   Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage: * In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven a...
Posted by Billie Jean on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:17:00 PST