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Pope Wicked Ninja

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About Me

Give me your confessions, your stories, your sordid tales. I am an ordained Minister in the Universal Life Church. I take confessions and can perform absolutions. Donations accepted and appreciated.
My God can beat up your god. But won't.
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja. I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll. I hardly ever sing beer drinkin' songs. I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner (but I'm getting better). I'm a fairly dangerous man. I have been a Son of Odin, a Disciple of Bacchus, a child of the Great Bear, a Knight Templar. I am not the Prince of Thieves but I should at least be a Duke. I have been a Thief of Hearts but I returned most of them undamaged when I was through. I'm a lumberjack, baby. I love my Country but I don't trust my Government. I will defend your right to burn the flag, but if you do I still might whoop your ass. I am a simple kind of man. I am a long haired county boy (but I got a haircut). I am an unpaid poet, an unsung hero, a glorified under-achiever. I'm sick, but I'm pretty. I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, as I ever was. I'm bad. I'm so bad I should be in detention. I'm the Man.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Einstein, Willie Nelson, Richard Pryor, Neil Gaiman, Leonardo, Art Bell...

My Blog

The Confessional is open!

The time has come to again help guide those seeking the light...It is time The Pope took a more active role in guidance.  Based on the urgings of one so fair, I am starting this post once more to...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 22:54:00 GMT

Getting by...

The Pope has had a tough 10 days or so.  For those not paying attention, I was messing around on the 3rd and managed to break my wrist in 2 places and tore a ligament or something in my foot.&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:55:00 GMT

A message for the Family!

The Pope is under cover, sitting here at Krystal's and having some odd little square hamburgers.   A couple of things are passing through the Pope's mind that he would like to share.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:21:00 GMT

Kurt Vonnegut, a friend lost...

Kurt Vonnegut Has Become Unstuck In Time ..> At 84, the shadow that Kurt Vonnegut still cast over the literary landscape in America is profound and remarkable. His body of work may not be the lar...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:29:00 GMT

Where is the breaking point?

Sorry, my Flock.  I must vent a bit.  But fear not.  I doubt this will remain long.  I just feel that putting these feeling and words down may be a bit of therapy.  Where is t...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:40:00 GMT

The Paradoxical Commandments

The Paradoxical Commandmentsby Dr. Kent M. KeithPeople are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.Love them anyway.If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.Do good anyway...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:28:00 GMT

The Lord is my Tag Team Partner!

Psalm 35 1  O LORD, oppose those who oppose me. Declare war on those who are attacking me.2 Put on your armor, and take up your shield. Prepare for battle, and come to my aid.3 Lift up your spea...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:17:00 GMT

Do you wear your Religion on your sleeve?

Holy women and men cannot help calling our attention to God, to God's creation and to all the people whom God loves. The lives of holy people are so oriented toward God that this has become their defi...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:17:00 GMT

And she came to me...

And she came to me, With painted face and colored hair. Her skin displayed like a proud banner, to her youth, her vitality, her lust. Obvious was it she was able to bear strong young, and suckle them ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:53:00 GMT

Confession is good for the Soul...

The time has come to help guide those seeking the light...It is time I took a more active role in guidance.  Based on the urgings of one so fair, I am starting this post to actively seek those wh...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 13:25:00 GMT