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**Call me CAP'N'**{MWP}

**Some day I'll run away, and you'll never find me.**

About Me


I don't know anything... but I feel like I know everything. I can live with that. My mind is new and the things I see change the world, but only in my eyes.

My Interests

"Maybe you should put on some shorts or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today." " I'm your huckleberry." "I've got two guns. One for each of ya." " Card board boxes, squirles, things that are sticky..." " Is a man is a dick, is a man is a dick, is a chicken... or whatever." " You had me at blood and semen." " It can't rain all the time." "I see queen mab hath been with you tonight." "You'll never have it. Live in the now." "Would you take it the wrong way if I told you I loved you?" " I suggest fucking." "They're like old BALLOONS you found behind the setty three days after a party." " Stop talkin' about TITS!" "Bun Toucher." "I'm not sweet!! I'm not SWEET. I AM THE ENEMY!" "I am a matchmaker. No, no not the kind of matches that are the wooden kind with the little flamable heads no, I make the matches that are the human kind." " A relationships Pie. You have Love, havin a laugh, eating and sex." "HAHA.. I made a funny." "Women pay me to give them pleasyre." " What is that?! get it out of here...BEACUSE I HATE IT!" "Changin' the words not the vibe."

I'd like to meet:

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

I LOVE ASHLEY!YAY*PARAMORE*Blindside*Incubus*Coheed and cambria*SILVERSTEIN*BOYS NIGHT OUT*Number one Fan*The Academy is*Breaking Benjamin* Blink-182*SAOSIN*Senses Fail*Lit*Bare Naked LAdies*The Used* From Autumn to Ashes*Shine Down*The Deftones* The Distillers*311*Three Days Grace* Sublime* Orgy*Ali&AJ* Linkin' Park (old stuff more)* Incubus* A New Found Glory* My Chemical Romance* Green Day*Lyfe Jennings*TUPAC* AFI* Chevelle* Brand New*Limp Bizkit (when wes was in the band)*Taking back Sunday* Story of the Year* Something Corporate* Billy Talent*30 seconds to Mars* Fenix TX* Sugar Cult*Stiffler* Playing With Matches* The receiving end of Sirens* Panic at the diso*weezer*Skindred*wheatus*Trustcompany* Korn(the old stuff not the new album really it's to ughh)*Pillar*Demon Hunter*MC LARS*a Static Lulliby* Usher* Emery* tool* I like anything you can get angry to, or get sad to, music that makes you feel... Music keeps me alive.

Movies:

Wow.. there are so many where to start where to start?.1: Good Burger .2: The ninja turltes (all three but it counts as one) .3: Brave Heart ( I love the crazy irish dude) .4: Beyond borders .5: Fight Club .6: American History X .7: PCU (don't be that guy) .8: Under World .9: The Goonies ( you gotta love this movie.. data is great) .10: Saving silverman .11: The Fifth Element .12: Almost Famous (I'M ON DRUGS) .13: Chocolat .14: Dirty Dancing (it's not a big favorit but I like it) .15: The Matchmaker (not the wooden kind with flamable heads but the kind of matches that are the human kind) .16: Romeo and Juliet( did I defy you stars?)That's not even close to all but it's some... and not in that order really.

Television:

That 70's show, King of the Hill, And all the good stuff

Books:

I love to read.... I've been told I live in a fantasy world... I'll take anything over this F**ked up reality.

Heroes:

Pain never tasted so Good. let's drive some where again my lovely san san

My Blog

tonight

Everyone is dying. Everyone Dies.
Posted by **Call me CAP'N'**{MWP} on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

We lost to the worst enemy.

   New friends make new life possible.  When you combine the new and old, sometimes it's a good thing, sometimes, it's great!   It's sad when you realize you lost the best par...
Posted by **Call me CAP'N'**{MWP} on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:44:00 PST

To my friends, to my sister, and everyone who has someone the unquestionably love.

  It seems we've come to the part of our story where lovers divide and friends unite. I have two friends and one sister who are taking the test, trying their love, their relationships. They ...
Posted by **Call me CAP'N'**{MWP} on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:00:00 PST

Here's to all the happy days

  Boyfriend is now EX.... there is no monogomy, why because boys are evil selfish beings that can't stick with one person because they're "scared" or because they're jsut plain stupid. I know I'm...
Posted by **Call me CAP'N'**{MWP} on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST

You say lesbian I say...vaccuum

  So apparently my mom thinks I'm a lesbian. Now most people would go crazy and be like 'WHAT! I'm not gay', but me... I laughed. I think it is truly hilarious. You see I had this hicky on my sho...
Posted by **Call me CAP'N'**{MWP} on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:51:00 PST