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José

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Name: José Aurelio Rosa Robles
Birthday: December 14
Birthplace: Mayaguez, Puertorico
Current Location: Tampa, Florida
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'something
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Boricua
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black leather slippers
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: Beef, peperoni, mushroom (crazy kind), double cheese, sprinkled with parmesan cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: destroy the Chruch of Scientology, dismantle all kinds of class distinctions and buy an Xbox 360
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy shit! Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: Amazing abs, penis
Your Bedtime: Never
Your Most Missed Memory: Ask me that when you meet me
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, bitch!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I can't decide. Both are too greasy
Single or Group Dates: both, at the same time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, man
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I am not at liberty to say
Do you Smoke: No!
Do you Swear: Ocassionally....fuck
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Probably
Do you belive in yourself: I don't belive in people, I'd be a hypocrate if I did
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I am sexy!
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: scary!
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: y-NO!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: When I'm 108, drunk, high, having sex with a 20 year old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Anthropologist, doctor or author
What country would you most like to Visit: Mars
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: depends
Favourite Hair Color: depends
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: depends
Weight: depends
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Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: I download music
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none (that I know of)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Your mom
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I am a bum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeless).Officially at war with the Chruch of ScientologyMy AIM is nolimbslefthttp://savedarfur.org/

My Interests

School ( not very interesting or enjoyable but I have to do it), reading, fencing, hanging out with friends, music, politics, philosophy and some more which I am currently too tired/stoned to remember. By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

I'd like to meet:

Al Pacino, Elvis Presley, and God

Music:

I listen to a variety of music. Some of my favorite bands/artists include; Tego Calderon, Junkie XL, The Sneaker Pimps, La Secta Allstar, Daddy Yankee, Robi Draco Rosa, Bran Van 3000, DJ Tiesto, The Greasy Moose, The Postal Service, Gorillaz, The Aquabats, Dj Delerium, No Doubt, Bob Marley, Faithless, Andres Segovia, José Feliciano, Cafe del Mar, Portishead, Zero Seven, Postal Service, Steve Roach, The Orb, Robi Draco Rosa and many many more.
.. You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism


96%

atheism


75%

Buddhism


63%

Judaism


63%

Hinduism


63%

Paganism


63%

Christianity


50%

Islam


50%

Satanism


50%
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Movies:


.. You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Gunshot


87%

Disappear


87%

Suicide


73%

Natural Causes


73%

Accident


67%

Cut Throat


60%

Posion


60%

Eaten


60%

Stabbed


53%

Bomb


40%

Drowning


27%

Disease


27%

Suffocated


20%
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Television:

Comedy Central, CNN, CNN en español, PBS, IFC, Sundance, and the Discovery channels

Books:

I read too much. Here are some authors I like; Orwell, Frederico Garcia Lorca, Terry Prattchett, Neil Gaiman, Anne McFrey, Shakespeare, Poe, Lovecraft, Frank Herbert, Anne Rice, Nietzsche, Pablo Neruda, Aldous Huxley, Neil Gaiman and Herman Hesse

My Blog

New Background

  It's a self-portrait of El Greco.
Posted by José on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:47:00 PST

On the Amish

  They suck.  As far as I can see, I'd rather be shot than be Amish.The really funny thing is that they will never read this!
Posted by José on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

Clams

Clams  Absurdist, Stream of consciousness Comedy                           ...
Posted by José on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:06:00 PST

Steve Irwin

       I, for one, am happy he's dead. Not only was he responsible for the victimization of countless crocodiles, who, I'm sure, are just as happy he is dead as I am, but he w...
Posted by José on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:55:00 PST

Candidates for Floridian Governorships.

     I hate all politicians. If God exists, he should create a special kind of Hell for politicians. According to Dante's Divine Comedy, Cassius, Brutus, and Judas are constantly being ...
Posted by José on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:55:00 PST

Background Picture

    I'm tired of people asking me what my background picture is. It's Le verre d'absinthe by French Impressionist, Edgar Degas.
Posted by José on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST

Prayer for Bill O'Reilly

Dear (God/Allah/Buddha/other entity of your choice), we ask you to afflict Bill O'Reilly with a brain aneurysm that will lead to his slow and painful death. O, Lord, may his blood vessels bulge out of...
Posted by José on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:30:00 PST

Network Neutrality

They do it in China - so why not in US? Free speech is annoying to any Government who relies on Pentagon and right-wing pseudo-Christians as basis for their obscure politics of the dark ages...
Posted by José on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

Jesus VS Godzilla

  If they got in a fight . . . Who would win?! Post and cast your vote
Posted by José on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 04:07:00 PST

Fourth of July

  Yeah, I'm going to set off all my fireworks at 11:59 PM. I haven't written in here since my trip. I know some of you actually read this crap, like you! You ARE reading this at this very moment....
Posted by José on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST