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janet

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a cool, fun girl who wants to meet some new friends to hang out with.

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My Interests

Reading, hanging out with friends, watching movies

I'd like to meet:

Johhny Depp- He is sooooooo hot!!!!

Movies:

Is it bad that I love all Disney movies?

Television:

Reality TV

My Blog

taken down by the 5-0

Well, the fuzz got me.  I was having a bad day, got a little tipsy off of Boon's Farm, went out to deliver the papers on my bike and whamm-o I got pulled over for a DUI.  Can you believe it?...
Posted by janet on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:26:00 PST

I think I broke my butt??

The doctor says I have anal fissures, and not just your run of the mill anal fissures, but freakishly large fissures.  I think that explains the smell of death emitting from my ass, but where did...
Posted by janet on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:53:00 PST

my sore

I woke up this morning with a festering sore in my crack.  I think it was from my anal leakage.  It smells like rotting hamburger or something.  I think I should go to the doctor but I ...
Posted by janet on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:04:00 PST

woe is me!

Well, friends....as if I haven't enough problems now I have anal leakage.  It just started yesterday and I have blown through 15 pairs of underwear.  I called Victoria's Secret to see if I c...
Posted by janet on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:21:00 PST

my period

I have not had a period in 6 months.  I am not sure if it is because I only eat one carrot or one lettuce leaf a day.  I used to have heavy periods that lasted 2 weeks.  Does anyone kno...
Posted by janet on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:54:00 PST

my lunatic tool brother

Why did I have to be born into a family with a brother who is a complete tool and retard?  He craps at least 25 times a day and plugs up the toilet with his stinky lincoln logs.  Those thing...
Posted by janet on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:25:00 PST

same crap, different day

Why can't I find a man???  I like lots of hair, back hair is ok.  I like the smell of a sweaty man--deodorant just covers up the manly smell of a man.  My hobbies are making potholders,...
Posted by janet on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:33:00 PST

sickness

Today I felt sick--I had major diarrhea.  It had Cream of Wheat consistency.  It smelled like rotting racoon carcass on the side of the road.  I straight up disrepected that bathroom.&n...
Posted by janet on Sat, 24 May 2008 10:47:00 PST

Me, of course!

Today I barely ate anything.  I ate one lettuce leaf and a carrot.  That is why I am so beautiful.  I did drink one glass of water with 2 ice cubes.  I am cutting back tomorrow.&nb...
Posted by janet on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:52:00 PST

too cute

Why was I born so cute?  Sometimes it is a blessing, but sometimes it is a curse.  There are times when being beautiful hurts my heart.  I don't know who wants to be around me for my be...
Posted by janet on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:51:00 PST