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M80 Matt

I am a filthy pirate-hooker!

About Me

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Not much to say. I'm finally free and back on the outside after years of being locked away in various psychiatric institutions. I can't believe that some people would consider you a threat if you believe you are the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte, sent here to raise an army to help subjugate the barbaric hordes on the planet Ogo.
I had a pretty normal life growing up. My parents disowned me and changed their last names. My foster parents played games like "Answer The Iron" and "Toilet Bobbing For Apples". For punishment they would shove a living snake up my ass! Ouch! It was all going well until I burned down the center for homeless children by showing them how to make flamethrowers with spraypaint cans and lighters. After that I was locked up in the state hospital until now...
In my spare time in the quiet room, I learned to play guitar by using a broomstick and strands of my back hair for strings. I then learned to sing by yelling incoherent phrases violently at the orderlies.
But really...
For the last two years I'm the guitar player in M80 , an all 80's pop cover band playing throughout Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Connecticut, and Rhode Island. It's been a great time! I've met all sorts of people, seen all sorts of places and gotten to try some crazy new things! I've done all sorts of original and cover bands in the last dozen years.
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to do a shot with me, and be amused by my antics! That rat bastard who keeps leaving burning bags of dog shit on my porch! Anyone who has taken 20 hits of acid and wants to talk to me. Women who know how to screw with my head just enough to keep me teetering on the edge, but not push me over...that's talent!!!

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