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About Me

Who am I? I am a contradiction in the most amusing way possible! I'm old enough to know better, but too young to not check out your sister! Few people understand my sense of humor, but I manage to make most people laugh. I never mean any harm, but I still manage to piss people off. I drive a really fast car, but I rarely break the speed limit. On those rare occasions, don't distract the driver, 167 mph takes some concentration. I'm a pacifist and don't like to fight, but my 3 black belts say that I can probably kick your ass. If not sucker punch your ass and then run like hell. I'm smarter than you are, and yes I know I'll NEVER convince you of that.Myspace Contact TablesMyspace Extended Network Banners Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Money Cars computers photography martial arts music and FOOTBALL.

I'd like to meet:

I just want to meet Jim Bowie, Unfortunately he's dead! Or I'd like to meet Benjamin Franklin, Sadly He's Dead too! OK so I think I'd like to meet Ed Mcmahon, as he is giving me my check for winning the publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes... I know you gotta enter (there goes those dreams)! OK, I'd like to meet a girl that looks good, can hold a conversation, and isn't completely MENTAL!!!! I know keep dreaming.... But I have faith (and I'm hard headed also) the search shall go on!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Led Zepplin, the Doors, Aerosmith, Sinatra, NIN, Johnny Horton, Cash the list goes on and my music tastes are so eclectic it isn't even funny.

Movies:

Star Wars Empire Strikes Back in particular. Casablanca, Blade, ID4, really anything where there is kung-fu fighting shit blows up or gratuitous nudity is involved.

Television:

I try not to watch too much TV... it rots your brain but when I do I like to watch Lost and survivor and My Name is Earl(funny stuff there)

Books:

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My Blog

Life is good

I haven't writen a blog in quite some time but here is the short on me. I am working for a new theatre, the Movie Tavern. I love going into work every day. And I see a very bright fu...
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:06:00 PST

I’ve said it once. I’ll say it again.

The only thing I know that I know on the subject of women is that I know NOTHING!!!!
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST

Bill collectors Seven years of aggony over a bill I didn’t owe.

So a few years ago I was out to lunch with a friend on our lunch break and on the way back I came to a stop sign and ended up stopping a bit beyond the sign. Unfortunately, there was an 18 wheel...
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:49:00 PST

When is enough enough?

The last few days have been rough. I've been falsely accused of something at work, which I am innocent of, right as the position I've been waiting for begins to open up. A company that I h...
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

I got tagged... AGAIN!!!!!

Lets start off by me saying that I haven't blogged in a while. It's not because I don't want to. It's because I have ZERO time for it lately. This may change God has his plan and you never know what w...
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:35:00 PST

OK so I haven't blogged in a while

I've been busy. Actually working sux. So to everyone who has been missing my blogs fear not, for I have a few rolling around in my little pea brain. I just need a little time where I...
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

How not to vacuum an elevator.

So, for those who don't know, I've been managing a movie theatre since early Febuary. Since the upstairs portion of the Theatre where the office area is happens to be a secure area the Jan...
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

Extreme prejudice for the Elderly and the Handicapped!

We need to test, retest, and then retest again the elderly and the handicapped for thier driving priviliges. I'm not saying that they shouldn't drive but they should have to prove on a regular b...
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

Nitrous is fun when applied properly.

So the Dentist wasn't so bad. I didn't get put under but after much adjustment me and the good doc found a very suitable nitrous feed. Which was AWESOME especially when he went away to let...
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:22:00 PST

Over Dramatic

So I'm off to get two of my wisdom Teeth pulled in the morning. If Idon't live through the surgery. I love you all!!!!!!! AND if I do live through it and no one is hearing from me. ...
Posted by Amusing Contradiction! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST