eat your enemies, puree your friends

About Me

good.
bad.
I just want to play the guitar.

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AIM - SamhainTCB
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Walking English

wine drunks found here.

My Interests

God, music, family, friends

I'd like to meet:

There was a frail syrup dripping off his lap danced lapel, punctuated by her decrepit prowl... she washed down the hatching gizzard soft as a mane of needles... his orifice icicles hemmoraged by combing her torso to a pile; PERSPIRED... the trophy shelves made room for his collapse: SHE WAS A MINK HANDJOB IN SARCOPHAGUS HEELS

Music:

I listen to good music. Mostly Yes and The Mars Volta.

Movies:

Psycho, Suburbia (both of them), Wizard of Gore, Evil Dead, 2000 Maniacs, Blood Feast, Midnight Mass, The Lost Boys, Jurassic Park, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Punch Drunk Love, The Prophecy, The Dead Zone, Star Trek 2, Star Trek 6, Amelie, PARTY MONSTER, Super Size Me, Fight Club, The Thing (or any other Kurt Russel movie for that matter), any Die Hard movie, Kung Fu Hustle, Hero, Battle Royale

Television:

Cartoons:, Fairly Oddparents, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Transformers, Inspector Gadget, Danger Mouse, Voltron, Bananaman, Count Duckula, Metalocalypse

Everything Else:, Carnivale, Star Trek, Law & Order

Books:

Also Sprach Zarathustra, The Outsiders, Tex, Frankenstein, The Stranger, The Andromeda Strain, The Lost World, On The Road

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Michael Alig, Phil Collins, Cedric and Omar, Jennifer for putting up with my endless crap

My Blog

well

white males have devised a system of flushing urinals BEFORE they urinate. be aware, be alert, be safe.-Sent from my Helio.
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:36:00 PST

witch

how do i see you?only through the blinding glassi've seen you walk through ozthere's something wrong with your nameits coming up in sevensi wrote it down but i erased my lineyouve got to give me a key...
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:26:00 PST

ehem

asians love my phone, and i -Sent from my Helio....
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:52:00 PST

um

i love abba. and my new phone. i love lamp.-Sent from my Helio.
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:05:00 PST

be careful

really careful. --Sent from my Helio
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:58:00 PST

happy st patty's!

nine in the morning is when my st patty's day starts --Sent from my Helio ...
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

comedy or tragedy? beer pong.

warning: some of the material contained in this walter are harmful to your life. please view at your own discretion. --Sent from my Helio ...
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

remonstertronformer

the tv remonster was lost. the dvd remonster was not. now the reverse is true. this has happened many times. i think the tv and dvd remonsters are playing a cruel game. --Sent from my Helio ...
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

happy groundhog's day!

early spring and all the booze your face can handle. thanks for the seventh time of my life phil and all of the members of the inner circle, the outer circle, and of course the pop culture casualties!...
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:01:00 PST

we're here

i love this town --Sent from my Helio
Posted by eat your enemies, puree your friends on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST