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curtis

I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

About Me

I am a sarcastic, random, sexy sonuvabitch and you'll probably either love me or hate me.

My Interests

Friends, Warhammer, Music, Guitar, Muscle Cars, getting so rich that I can walk into restaurants and cause scenes and when the people ask me to leave I will make them run for cover by throwing tightly packed wads of money at them, and sometimes girls.

I'd like to meet:

Myself in five years. Goddamn. Present me sucks. :)

Music:

Tool, System of a Down, Mindless Self Indulgence, Incubus, Gorillaz, Nine Inch Nails, The Mars Volta, Marilyn Manson, The Strokes, The Darkness, Tenacious D, Death Cab for Cutie, Rob Zombie, Slipknot, Melee, A Perfect Circle, Queen, Static-X, Rage Against the Machine, The Pixies, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Andrew W.K., Less Than Jake, Snow Patrol, Sublime, Collective Soul, The Killers, Foo Fighters, Soil, Operation Ivy, Disturbed, Korn, Reel Big Fish, The Aquabats, Jimmy Eat World, Bigwig, Mustard Plug, Goldfinger, The Hippos, Travis, Hot Hot Heat, Pigmy Love Circus, Coldplay, Avenged Sevenfold, The Faint, Head Automatica, Ima Robot, Interpol, Motley Crue, Rammstein, The All-American Rejects, Orgy, Ben Harper, Bloc Party, The Cure, Panic! At the Disco, 311, Erasure, Smashing Pumpkins, Primus, Motion City Soundtrack, The Postal Service, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd, The White Stripes, The Ramones, Led Zeppelin, Death from Above 1979, Social Distortion, The Cranberries, Peach, Open Hand, and a lot of other shit but I actually own all these CD's -- I won't list what I don't have.....This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Movies:

Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, High Fidelity, Vanilla Sky, Suicide Girls: The First Tour, The Ramones: End of the Century, Waiting, The Shawshank Redemption, The Butterfly Effect, Love Actually, and Big Fish.

Television:

Metalocalypse, Veronica Mars, and Flight of the Conchords

Books:

Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, A Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Marilyn Manson, Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz, Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein, or any Dr. Seuss book in existence.

Heroes:

NIHILISM

My Blog

DIFH

"Oh, there are pictures.  I keep them where I need the most cheering up."It took almost twenty two years, a host of ruined friendships, wasted time, and a boatload of mistakes and lost money, but...
Posted by curtis on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:27:00 PST

Just a friend.

You look like you've been losin' sleep Said a stranger on a train I fixed him with an ice cold stare and said I've been havin' those dreams again In one dream there's this girl I love And we dance eve...
Posted by curtis on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:09:00 PST

Concentration remains broken.

I want to be the guy who lives with his mom until he's forty-eight.  I want to tell all my exes how much they sucked, and how much I really miss them.  I want to be left alone at all costs.&...
Posted by curtis on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST

Hella cool.

Listen to Mustn’ts, child, listen to the Don’ts. Listen to the Shouldn’ts, the Impossibles, the Wonts. Listen to the Never Haves, then listen close to me. Anything can ha...
Posted by curtis on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:50:00 PST

Sparkle Squeak

You do something to me that I can't explain. So would I be out of line if I said "I miss you"? I see your picture. I smell your skin on The empty pillow next to mine. You have only been gone ten days...
Posted by curtis on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:04:00 PST

Gonna’ get my ass kicked. A LOT.

Every twenty years music repeats itself.  Right now, I think we're in the end of the eighties, or the equivalent thereof...  Fashion is trying too hard, electronic music and useless cockrock...
Posted by curtis on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:13:00 PST

Follow your bliss.

..> Follow your bliss. I am an elitist.  And I resent everyone that goes and gets addicted to heroin but pulls out just in time, gets a fulfilling, committed relation...
Posted by curtis on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:36:00 PST

THE BIRTH OF A LEGEND?

It has been met with good spirits that the name of the Springville Guys' gin-soaked, gruff-voiced, ass-kicking, name-taking, hard rock band shall be CAVE BEAR.  Eat your hats and beanies, hardcor...
Posted by curtis on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:09:00 PST

This is a song... For the ladies... But fellas? Listen closely.

Rolling Stones - Beast of Burdenll never be your beast of burdenMy back is broad but its a hurtingAll I want is for you to make love to meIll never be your beast of burdenIve walked for miles my feet ...
Posted by curtis on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:31:00 PST

Feel good post of the summer.

So, if God gave us free will, where did He get His free will?  He cannot create something that He had to have had before He created it.  Alternately, if He did give us free will, think of it...
Posted by curtis on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:43:00 PST