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LoGaN B.

I slap hands with millionaires and plus i got stacks man...

About Me

Yo what up I'm Logan B. So Just to explain my self...I'm the embodiment of perfection. The incarnation of the most delectable god of sexuality recognizable only by imagination. The gift of speech and spoken word should only be exchanged at the presence of my beauty. The magnificance of my body is that which envokes simply the truest pleasure. My face could only be that of an angel, carved by God and shaped with only the intentions of ecstasy and intoxication. My presence is known to provoke the most instantaneous of climaxes within the very bodies and souls of those who are blessed by the oppurtunity to even exist in my shadow. Even the slightest whisper of My voice or the faintest glimmer of my eyes is enough to intoxicate those in my midst with an aphrodisiac so potent, ecstasy itself has no meaning or value.But, I Love Having Fun, getting obliviated drunk or just pretty much fucked up. if you can help me out let me know... But If you can't hang get the fuck outta here. I like to just kick it. Come on now!!! I like magic 8 balls but i find them to be very unreliable though....well really simple shit entertains me(give me a stick some string and a rock...You'll get rid of me For HOURS!!!lol)...Don't laugh cuz it does. But I've got some of the tightest homies...My boy PHIL LUNA of myspace, The blackest white boy Brendan and that drunk bastard Mike...(lil bastard calls me brotha darkness...how racist is that...lol) I am more than just a regular person. I am Definitely different. My movements are SPARATIC. I am a Pretty boy And you can kiss off if you don like it.... And no I AM NOT CONCEITED I AM CONVINCED!!! I am some one you meet and remember them 5 years down the line. Either cuz i was an Jerk or because i was the CHARISMATIC GENTLEMAN my mother raised me as. I am Clumsy at times jus cuz i don really care to pay attention or im jus plain ol' PEELT!!!!!(WHICH I'VE CALMED DOWN ALOT) I love makin fun of myself cuz i know i can take it and i'll make fun of you too if you set your self up for it. I have a great personality. Jus because i view life as you only live once and you can sleep when your dead...ha ha. I've been told i'm funny as shit....don know about all that. Well yeah i guess it's true cuz i love to laugh and smile. But If you like to have fun well shucks we should be friends!!! ha ha. But if you want to get to know me write and I'll see what i can do!

My Interests


Yo Gangsta Life by ArabianKnight
Name
your street name Fisticuffs
your street game Pimp
number of foos you shot 55
number of times youve been shot 8
How will you die? Riot that you started

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Hows your gangsta life? by beingemo
Name
Gangsta name Holla Balla
Ghetto Occupation Pimp
Cost of your product $23,984
Number of times shot at 23
Cause of death Gun wounds from a gang fight
Date of death October 13, 2016

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I'd like to meet:

Well let me start off by sayin that I would like too meet more ladies than i already know. From places I've been they remember me!!! but oddly enough that's where i meet them. At party's. ok but on a more serious note, Someone i can talk to also. Some one who likes to laugh and some one i can make laugh. I hate Drama. So if so one brings drama. they better take it to their mama. BUT MAINLY ANY BODY THAT WANTS TA Have A HOOTING AND HOLLERING GOOD TIME!!!!!"; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will be President of a small country
You will be worth $880,542
Everyone will think you are really hot

name: Logan R. Baumgarn
birthplace: A hospital
current location: Earth... Da 719
eye color: Blue or green depends on the day
hair color: Black
height: 6'4
weight: 195
peircings: i did have 3
tatoos: 2
girlfrind? Hell no!!!
overused phrase: People copying What i say...
favorites
food: Food
candy: not a fan
drink: Beer
alcoholic drink: BEER
letter of the alphabet: L...?
body part of the opposite sex: Da Booty
color: Orange
animal: Penguins
mythalogical creature: A Gryffin???
martial art: Beating you up in Logan fu...Cuz i don know cuz fu
gun or knife: which ever is close...?
video game: Mario cart
car: 86 Plymouth horizon!!! Hella
YOUR
bedtime: Whenever i choose
best physical feature: Everything
first thought waking up: Damn it!!!
goals for this year: Start my Stand up comedy career
best friend(s): Phil Luna, Dave moss, Rashaan, David L.,and whoever is cool as hell
weakness: Tha Ladies
fears: Death and love
longest realtionship: A year and a couple months
HAVE YOU
ever drank: of course
ever smoked: yeah
pot: hell Back in the day
got drunk: Of course
been beatn up: unfortunately
beat some1 else up: yeah
shoplifted: yeah
skinny dipped: of course
streaked: yeah and the jackasses took my clothes and put them undera street light off of Carefree
been dumped lately: nope
IN A GUY/GURL
favorite eye color: anything that catches my attention...blue or bright green
hari color: The exotic look
height: just not taller than me
weight: i don want a shamu...
shot or long haired: as long as it's sexy
style: it don matter
looks and personality: cute or better...and someone i can relate too.
hot or cute: both
musculer or skinny: it don't matter as long as she can't kick my ass
RANOMS
number of regretsin the past: a few but i prefer not to live with regrets
wat country do u want to visit: Brazil
how u want to die: in my sleep or really fast
been to the mall lately: nope
do you like thunder storms: yup
favorite greek god or godess: Zeus
get along with ur parents: not really
health freak: kinda
do u think ur attractive: I'm sexy as hell
believe in urself: sometimes
shower daily: i have too
how many times: 2 times a day
been in love: once
do u sing: yeah
want to get married: i don know yet
want children: maybe
chlirdren's names picked out: not to that point yet
hate anyone: A few people...but thats just a human flaw.
favorite sport: Girls Volleyball....Hella
most missed memory: The Good ol' days
favorite cats or dogs: my cat Simon....he's a intense lil Kitty lol

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Music:

Any and Every thing besides some country
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Sloth: 100%
Envy: 80%
Gluttony: 80%
Greed: 80%
Pride: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 86%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You?

Movies:


Get this video and more at MySpace.comThis is really funny!!!!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Television:


Logan Reed Baumgarn's Aliases
Your movie star name: Cookies Arlo

Your fashion designer name is Logan Amsterdam

Your socialite name is Logy Colorado Springs

Your fly girl / guy name is L Bau

Your detective name is Penguin Sand Creek

Your barfly name is Cookies Honey Brown

Your soap opera name is Reed Lanka

Your rock star name is Twix Light

Your Star Wars name is Logmid Baucai

Your punk rock band name is The Duh Jewish Star The Amazing Meganame Generator

Books:

What Kind of Dark Creature lives deep within you? [I dare you to find out!]
A Dragon of the Mist, inside you Soul, deep down, a Drago of, Anger, rage, meaning, is wanting to get out, it is a dark dragon of the mist, the mist symbolizes, that you can trick people, but also get lost in your own tricks, the Dragon lives because it feeds on you navigate energy. Your Crystal is the Crystal of, dark, meaning, Death, sadness, unloved. The spell that you can conjure is, the Magic, because Mythical dragons have Magic in them.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Codemy myspace rules.1. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" don't convince anyone.2. To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this damn universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic.3. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.5. Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics......6. If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.7. Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!8. Little middle schoolers who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.9. If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.10. I say you go and pass this on, but i don't want this to be a chain letter. Maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them).11. And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "you will die in 10 days if you dont repost this," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Jesus, My Sister, My Parental Units, and Batman all the way...No Doubt

My Blog

The sun even shines on a dogs ass somedays

If you know me then it should make total sense.   "The sun even shines on a dogs ass somedays"    In the past I found myself comparing myself to my peers. It was always the ...
Posted by LoGaN B. on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:24:00 PST

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Thanks to Jenny, she found the words that i couldn't say. So Just to explain my self...I'm the embodiment of perfection. The incarnation of the most delectable god of sexuality recognizable ...
Posted by LoGaN B. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST