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fujiyama mama

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way

About Me

I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE BROTHER, IT IS MURDER.
My name is Sami.
I am also all about hott bitches. And sometimes, other stuff too.
Hmm.. about me, well I like candy, a lot. I like to eat either candy, or a bowl of cereal before bed. Frosted shreaded wheat all the way.
I don't like Dr. Pepper. Or pizza. Or fried food in general. (But I also acknowledge that beggers can't be choosers).
I love coffee and will take it any time of day, thanks.
I hate hippies, but must admit, I do have my lame hippie moments. Brian usually calls me out on it though.
I like punk rock, originally, first, and foremost.
I also enjoy rock'n'roll. The older form, of course.
I'm a highschool drop-out (as of the ripe age or 16). But eventually got my GED.
I think I have insomnia. My mind never stops racing.
I am also a firm believe that not all babies are cute. Some are just plain ugly. It's okay though.
I'm a little in love with Mary-Kate Olsen.
I'm not exactly a "social butterfly"
I spit in public. If I feel like it.
I get winded easily
I want to learn French fluently.
I've always and only wanted to model. (well ok..or be a hit man for hire, or sing in a shitty punk rock band. Mostly model though).
and I think I'm pretty funny.
I'm kind of an asshole, in general. and have a hard time feeling compasion when I see disasters on television, like the news.
I am not ashamed.
I want a bunny, REALLY bad.
and once I become rich..I'll probably develop a shoe fetish of some sort.
and have lots of animals. and a great dane.
!Which reminds me: I approve the fur industry and eat meat. You wont sway my ideas on that. Personally, I'm okay with it. and happen to think fur coats can be absolutely wonderful. I plan on having a fur collection one day hanging in my closet. and a gaudy animal skin rug in my house.
I'll get back with more, I'm sure.
I'm a little dinosaur.
no joke.
so uhh..... whats your story?

My Interests

good times.
pretty faces.
pretty girls.
I have an infatuation with pretty/hott girls, an appreciation, even. Girls are just prettier to look at.

Burlesque, pin-ups, the history and the evolution of sex and sexuality. Femininity at it's finest. Things of that nature (what can I say?) I absolutely love watching documentaries about the history of music, especially rock and roll, and punk, as told by those who were there. And IFC's Indie: SEX is an amazing little series. So is VH1Classic's The Seven Ages of Rock. (Check 'em out, please).

Red nail polish (toes included, there's something incredibly attractive about it).
Christian Louboutin (especially after reading and interview in MAO Magazine).
Old Hollywood glamour impresses me, and I could only dream of a time that was so divine, and beautiful.
When I grow up, I would absolutely enjoy being just like Bernie Dexter, and Dita Von Teese (amongst others, I'm sure I've yet to discover. They are absolutely immaculate in my opinion. Visions. and just what women should be, and at one point in time were like).

.. .. .. ..

I'd like to meet:



and these fellas.

AND ANDY SAMBERG!

i've gota a big gay girl crush on fiona apple.
and Bernie Dexter. she's wonderful. and Dita Von Teese, she and Bernie Dexter are HUGE inspirations to me. Jenna Jameson, too.
George Clooney (is my hero and seems unbearably charming), Coyote Shivers, Justin Long!, Adrien Brody, Emile Hirsch, Shaun White, probably Anna Wintour.. just wait, there's more,... The entire Ocean's 11/12/13 cast, they're amazing!

Music:

love it. (esp. banthamusic)
REGINA SPEKTOR

goo goo dolls.
better than ezra.
gin blossoms.
oasis.
counting crows.
wallflowers
Third Eye Blind
Matchbox 20
ect.

pretty much any 90's ''gay-alternative-rock''

The entire EMPIRE RECORDS soundtrack hands down, the best!, the Dazed and Confused soundtrack too,

My all time, desert island, fail-safe band is: Incubus. (got me through all of those silly, youthful, angsty times/years.)

also.. a couple, over all, all time, when i think about it, bands (in no particular order): Incubus, Blink 182, Sublime, T-Rex, Reverend Horton Heat,Greenday, Iggy & the Stooges, Taking Back Sunday, The Beatles, CKY, Garbage, HIM, Jamie Cullum, Vandals, Slackers, Social Distortion, Coyote Shivers!!, Fiona Apple, Jonathan Richman, SneakerPimps, Modern Lovers, Dead Milkmen, Elvis Presley, 311, New York Dolls, Misfits, Portishead, Toadies, Tom Waits, The Strokes, Alligator Dave, Tsunami Bomb, Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, Rancid, Placebo, Felix Da Housecat, Descendents, Toy Dolls, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Toots & the Maytals (the shiiitttt, man.) Tiger Army, Uffie, The Cardigans, NOFX, Wanda Jackson, Voxtrot, Clash, Nouvelle Vague, Leonard Cohen, Frank Sinatra, Dead Boys, Built To Spill, Aoki, etc.

garage rock, hairmetal whatever you call it, Motley Crue shit.

I tend to like alot of real fucking offensive music.

ALSO: Wu-Tang, Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, C Muphuckin Wiz, Pimp C, UGK, Bun B, Paul Wall, Most any Texas rappers.(except mike jones. fuckamikejones. he's not really cool.) As catchy as it all is, I cannot sit through an entire (moden day) radio type hip hop song. I want nothing to do with apple bottom jeans, or movin bodies like cyclones, or any of that bullshit. It's terribly catchy but equally as cheap. (to me).

I had forgotten about how much music can rock sometimes. It's all gay, but sometimes, it also rocks. I used to be alot cooler, and listen to much cooler music. So i'm forgetting some shit.

I LIKE MUSIC ABOUT WHORES, AND HOOKERS AND ALL THINGS LIKE THAT.

sluts and drugs and fags and rock 'n' roll.

Movies:

YELLOW SUBMARINE

THE ARISTOCATS :P
EMPIRE RECORDS.
ROMEO&JULIET.

Henry & June.
the boys and girls guide to getting down
*LITTLE RUNAWAY*
hackers
suicide club
garden state
factory girl
Punk: Attitude
lordz of dogtown.
jawbreaker.
alpha dog.
get rich or die trying
gia.
kids.
blow.
24 hour party people.
the dreamers
buffalo 66
the departed
trainspotting
orgazmo!
blow
rules of attraction
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
oceans 11, 12. and 13
the smokers.
rock n roll highschool.
hotrod.

old movies/films. black & whites. classic-like. silent films.

Television:

VH1 Rock Docs. The Fabulous Life of ______. The L Word. IFC Channel, Showtime. Turner Classic Movie channel. Family Guy. House. There's lots more, I'll get back to you. Oh and Weeds and Dexter, now that I've got showtime. Discovery channel, National Geographic channel, any X-Games sort of thing, skateboard, bmx, snowboard competitions on ESPN. Recently, soccer. (go figure?) Adult Swim shows. Metalocolypse.

Books:

How to Make Love Like a Pornstar: A Cautionary Tale.
Please Kill Me: An Uncensored Oral History of Punk Rock
Tropic of Cancer.

Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Heroes:



Bernie Dexter,
Dita Von Teese,
Jenna Jameson,
Gia Carangi,
Angelina Jolie,
runway and high fashion models

Joshua Goodman.

Kino. Rest in peace.

My Blog

Rude. And. Reckless.

Married girl (don't you wana. smoke a little marijuana). ...
Posted by fujiyama mama on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:40:00 PST

My thoughts on:

all these sissy vegans/vegitarians out there..I understand, if it is your "lifestyle" choice, then so be it. I don't judge you on that. But what I DO judge you on is your dickhead protesting and more ...
Posted by fujiyama mama on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:26:00 PST

Artists?

Why is everyone trying to be all artsy fartsy these days? Everyone thinks they're some kind of unveiled, undiscovered genius creator, now. Quit it. You're not one of the greats artists of the centurie...
Posted by fujiyama mama on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:07:00 PST

Troubles for Coyote

Okay, I first would just like to say... that I personally would love to get the chance to brag about being sexxed by Coyote Shivers. But, I digress.READ ON: (this is some bullllll shit.)reposted------...
Posted by fujiyama mama on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:50:00 PST

survey/quiz/whatevertheshit

Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey-Name:: Sami-Birthday:: April 23-Birthplace:: San Antonio TX-Current Location:: San Antonio Tx-Eye Color:: Hazel(/Green?)-Hair Color:: ...
Posted by fujiyama mama on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:04:00 PST

CODE BLUE

I never got along with the girls at my schoolFilling me up with all their morals and their rulesThey'd pile all their problems on my headI'd rather go out and fuck the dead'Cause I can do what I want ...
Posted by fujiyama mama on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:11:00 PST

oooonnnnneeee laaaast caress

I got something to sayI killed your baby todayAnd it doesnt matter much to meAs long as its deadWell I got something to sayI raped your mother todayAnd it doesnt matter much to meAs long as she spread...
Posted by fujiyama mama on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

my birthday

this isn't a very happy birthday to me.miss you josh.it's like everybodys worst nightmare come true.and it isn't fair, to you, or any body that's ever known you.thank you for helping to save my life. ...
Posted by fujiyama mama on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST