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Luke

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About Me


I edited my profile with Jeff’s Magic Brain !
Well welcome to my little corner of the internet, I was sent here with a dunce hat.Interestingly enough, the plot of Ghostbusters II is a biography of my life; everything except the Titanic coming back into port...which is absurd Hollywood bullshit. I enjoy short walks along the beach and cannot be killed by conventional weapons (I made a deal with Satan, but it wasn't about that, it was for more kinds of M&Ms). People frequently ask for my autograph, and I have been arrested on several occasions for assaulting these people. I keep my friends close, and my emmys closer, I have like, 15. I guess if you had to sum up my life in one word it would be 'lemon', and while not relating to my previous point, they go well on pancakes with some sugar. I'd take a bullet for my friends, but only to the bin (bullets are not to be taken internally). There's a voice in my head and I'm getting concerned, even though my doctor informs me it's just my inner monologue, and to not be alarmed because it's normal - although I secretly distrust him. I'd love to write movies for a living, but not for a death. Down with Mice Pace.

My Interests

Making up the word Tassiperg, making unholy sandwhiches and frosted glassery. Just kidding on that last one, I can't stand frosted glass.

I'd like to meet:

Robert Foon, Gladis Mint, Mike Face, William Sip, Terrence Flowbetter and DEEN!

Music:

Golden Grand, Harpy Argh, Pentagon of Doom, FD6, Truck Stack, The Gnarlies, Stubby fubbles and the musical band orchestra, The Spronston Crumb-bo Jambaroo Memorial Flow, Hurt Arse and Velcro Tommy.

Movies:

Old West Josh is easily the best movie of all time. New East Steve was appauling.

Television:

Gravy Navy is definitely my favourite show. My favourite episode is the one they have that strudel baking competition which is interrupted by a gunfight, which really put a damper on the festivities.

Books:

In this box a deadly ghost is contained, please do not tamper with this box of text or the deadly ghost will be released into the atmosphere, causing instant dehydration to all South Americans.

Heroes:

Greatu Scott!

My Blog

For The Benefit of Ms. Ivana

Idol Wave! P.S I love you.   Haha nah.   Seriously though....
Posted by Luke on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:56:00 PST

Don't You Just Love The Shuffle?

I can't sleep. It's 1:45 AM. Here is the music shuffle iTines thing. Yeah so what if I did call it iTines. I think these usually don't work, let us see if this is one of those times...TOGETHER. ------...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:01:00 PST

AMAZING FUNFACTS!

-The Macadamia nut is actually a fruit! -Presidents Carter, Bush, Clinton and Bush are the only living Presidents never to have died! -Sometimes thunder sounds like words! -In the old days, potat...
Posted by Luke on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:36:00 PST

Happy 8th of July!

I can't believe it's the 8th already! Geez where has this year gone. Well, another July 8, and we all know what that means. Yes, it's the Feast Day of Saint Grimbald, and that's a saint that knew...
Posted by Luke on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST

Radio Killed The Unemployment Star

...or rather I wished it did...I also hope Lottery kills the poverty star, which would be so sexy as to rival aphrodite, or similar ancient fluzy. Yeah so I want to talk for a living, better that bein...
Posted by Luke on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:10:00 PST