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i once saw a french octopus smoking a cigar. asked him what the deal was. he replied that the world was far too round for his taste and jumped right off the cliff into the ocean. didnt do him much good because he didnt die. just continued to live. forever. next i came upon a man with a gun. he never used the gun, just carried it around for looks. actually he was the nicest guy i had ever met. then he died in a tragic knife accident. now its me just walking down the street with shoes that are too big. my feet shrunk i swear. i guess i can just continue to do the electric slide until it goes out of style. unless it already has. if that is the case then i am screwed.

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I'm giving out free jello samples soon! must read to find out when!

ey kids. it's 11:08 in this town. mmmm cheese. the power of it. isn't life grand? do you ever forget the question marks and accidently put a period. i do. all the time. damnit. man. haha. this is so p...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 23:08:00 GMT

you know.

so.... you know what i have been thinking!? i haven't that's what. this whole spring break thing is awesome...we should have more of these so called springs. don't you agree?
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:04:00 GMT

stop, drop, roll

the trick that im about to play is to see if anyone actually reads these blogs or if they just read the ridiculous bulletins that are always pointless surveys! so if you read this you should comment a...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 20:57:00 GMT