rambo

MY NAME IS JOHN RAMBO, I AM A HIGHLY DECORATED VIETNAM WAR VET WHO WON THE MEDAL OF HONOR IN 1972. I DRIFTED AROUND AFTER THE WAR AND WENT TO VISIT A FRIEND IN WASHINGTON. TURNS OUT HE DIED OF CANCER FROM CHEMICALS IN THE WAR. THEN WILL TEASLE PICKED ME UP FOR A VAGRENCY CHARGE IN HIS PIECE OF SHIT TOWN. I BLEW IT UP AND WENT TO PRISON. I LATER RETURNED TO NAM TO SAVE POW'S AND FELL IN LOVE BUT SHE GOT SHOT TO SHIT. BECAME A MONK AND WENT TO AFGANISTAN TO HELP THOSE UNGRATEFUL TOWEL HEADS. SHOULD OF LET THEM DEAL WITH THERE OWN SHIT. NOW I SPEND MY TIME READING GUNS AND AMMO AND DRINKING PABST AND JACK DANIELS.