Fun Facts About Ash
Just some stuff about me, I thought I'd share...
• When Ash was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Achievement?" Ash received an "A+" for writing only the word "Ash" and promptly turning in the paper.• If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Ash.
• Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Ash enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved. • Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Ash got an award for masturbating in public.
• The phrase "Made by Ash" is imprinted beneath the surface of China. • Ash once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
• Ash doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. Ash says that's normal.
